Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 1 by NooniePuuBunny 2-14-09

Thank you for calling Gallery Video, how may I help you? Yes, I'm calling regarding your Adult movies. Do you know if its the soft stuff or hardcore? I- Ireally really dont know about that. I've never- I mean I want to know if its that soft stuff with the boobs or does it show the actual penetration. Have you SEEN any of them? Dear god... Dont tell me he's mastrubating right now... *pant pant pant*

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 2 by NooniePuuBunny 2-14-09

Have you been shown how to check in movies from the drop box? I was just getting to that now. You go under this screen, right? Yep. Just be careful cause the dirty movie drop offs can be- EWWW I STUCK MY HAND IN SOMETHING WET! I'll get the hand sanitizer...

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 3 by NooniePuuBunny 2-14-09

Hello? Yes, ma'am. I'm calling from Gallery Video regarding some movies that havent been dropped off for a couple of weeks. Oh my! My husband must have rented some and forgotten them. What are the titles so I can look for them? Pans Labyrinth, Step Brothers, and GIRLS GONE WILD: MARDI GRAS ... I'll be sure he brings those back IMMEDIATELY You have a good day ma'am.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ha ha, I can sure identify with that!  Not the "working in a video store" thing, but the part about masturbating to porn videos.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

as a blockbuster employee, we get the "shaft" when it comes to pornos.  we used to have 'Pirates', which is apparently the highest budgeted softcore porn to date.  but thats about it, which i guess is a good thing

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Not all movie galleries get adult product or sell-thru, but ours is fairly small.  We have a bunch of adult video content, but some stores are big enough to house entire adult rooms (which are closed off from the public and people like to do interesting things behind the screen)

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 4 by NooniePuuBunny 2-16-09

Ever notice how the red tag locks look like shuriken? Yeah. Your point? Well, we utilize them so we're ninjas. No, Ben- VIDEO STORE NINJAS! I'm going back to work now...

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 5 by NooniePuuBunny 2-16-09

Doesnt wearing a bright red polo make stealth a little impossible for a ninja? well- err- Cause I'm good like that...

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 6 by NooniePuuBunny 2-16-09

Thank you for calling Gallery Video, home of the Rental Ninja. How may I help you? Uhh...I think I have the wrong number *click* I'll stop... I promise- for real THIS time.

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 Disk 7 by NooniePuuBunny 2-16-09

Anni dint turn in no movies late...Idun undersand *hick* why i'm bein charged $300 for thesfees Uhh..actually its just $3 and... *broaaak* -err Ey! Ninja boy, got a job for ya! MY CUE!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Special Features and Bonus Content:

Not-funny stories from a Video Rental-Volume 1 BONUS DISK by NooniePuuBunny 2-16-09

WE ARE YOUR FRIENDLY RENTAL NINJA! PREORDER MOVIES AND GAMES TODAY! YOU BUY OR WE CUT YOUR THROAT. GREAT DEAL! DOWN PAYMENT FIE DOLLAH! FIE DOLLAH GET YOU ANYTING YOU WANT.. GUARANTEE RELEASE DATE! I still cant believe you talked me into this... Just go with it, I think its working...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

If I rented these comics, I would never return them.  Or if I did return them, they would be sticky.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your claim of "not-funny" was a damned lie. These were right up there with the True Porn Clerk Stories blog.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Can I apply for an opening? I cum with my own ninja costume...I mean I cum in my own...I mean...oh crap...nevermind.

 Good series!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

We get to rent our movies for free, so I've gotten to see way too many movies.  And in those movies, you get to see some of the most interesting boobs, and I'm not talking about the actresses.

 

Luscious Man-Tits of the Rich, Famous, and Otherwise - v1 by NooniePuuBunny 2-18-09

Is Rigteous Kill any good? Oh yes, it was fantastic. And... its got Robert De Niro's luscious man-tits! MAN-TITS?! Oh yes, she was right. It does not dissapoint.

Luscious Man-Tits of the Rich, Famous, and Otherwise - v2 by NooniePuuBunny 2-18-09

Is Surfer Dude really any good? Oh yes. And you get to see Matthew McConaughey's luscious man-tits in it! MAN-TITS?! Oooh...its got nipples AND a vague silhouette of his extra floppy bits downstairs...

Luscious Man-Tits of the Rich, Famous, and Otherwise - v3 by NooniePuuBunny 2-18-09

Is Mr. Brooks any good? Oh yes, Mr. Brooks is a fantastic movie. And- you get to see a shot of Kevin Costner's luscious man-tits! MAN-TITS?! ...and what about Swing Vote? A good movie, but no boobs. Damn.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.