NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space
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| Mommy, I dont feel good. My throat is real sore. | |
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| I'm sorry honey. Look, we have Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches. That'll help you feel better! | |
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| Oh boy. I love chocolate Ice cream sandwiches. | |
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| See? You feel better already! | |
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| I'm stuck in a park after my girlfriend stood me up for the third time. | |
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| Gee buddy, you look down. How about a Chocolate Ice cream Sandwich? | |
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| Oh boy! I love Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches! | |
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| See, you're feeling better already! | |
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| I cant believe you're firing me after all these years. | |
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| We've had to make cut backs. But why dont you take a Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwich as a consolation? | |
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| Oh boy! I love Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches. | |
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| See? Now you'll have something to eat while on the unemployment line! | |
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| You smell something burning? | |
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| I thought we fired you! How did you get past security? | |
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| I've decided I'm going to come back and shoot all of you till you bleed and die. But here's a Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwich to ease your suffering! | |
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| Oh boy! I love Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches! | |
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| See? Now you have some enjoyment before your damned soul burns for an eternity in hell! | |
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| I sense redundancy here... | |
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| Well, I assume you are the Prince of Darkness. I am here for my eternity of torture and pain. | |
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| Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. Before I jam my pitchfork up your ass, here's a Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwich! | |
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| Oh boy! I love Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches! | |
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| See? Makes you feel better about the three pronged cornholing, doesnt it? | |
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Yes, no matter how bad the situation, Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwich brand makes everything better!
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--- I will rate you hard, and unendingly.
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