Oh Canadaaaaaaaaa by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-01-09

Can I ask office why youre blocking the entrance to my house? Im afraid theres been a horrific discovery here sir, and we cant allow you in until the forensics team have finished their work. It was just a Bryan Adams CD Sometimes we have to protect people from themselves sir.

I dont do Politics - 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-01-09

For too long my brothers , we have been oppressed by a government we elected to represent our views. These vile leeches on society have taken all our freedoms , and forced us to conform to their own , twisted world view Didnt we all just hatch from pods on the hive mother? SECURITY! WE HAVE A COMMUNIST!

 

I dont do politics 1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-01-09

This is a public service announcement for the "Israeli's without Guns" Society Every day as many as TWO rockets land somewhere in a field miles from anywhere, causing death and destruction to the local insect population For just 23 Billion Dollars a year, you can provide white phosphorous rockets, and really big fuck off helicopters to ensure this never happens again.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Low Production Values by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-01-09

So , Jesus , youve been mocked now in almost every "Satirical" cartoon series in America. Yeh , Seth McFarlane , Parker & Stone , christ even the simpsons had a few digs. At what point are you going to drag your lazy ass off that cross and get with the smiting? Are you kidding? I spent the last 3 years producing the Sex & The City movie Thats the sum total of it? Hallmark Channel , True Movies , Wedding Channel. Sometime soon ill break your spirit!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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