This has been on my mind after watching an old episode of America's Funniest Home Videos, in whch a man proposed to his girlfriend by shaving the proposal into his back hair.

So use those funny organs and make me comics about the worst way, place, or time to propose to someone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

WW72: Flowers and Pretty Butterflies by fpd 3-14-09

OMG! That bastard fed the girl he kidnapped to his dogs! Tastes like chicken. You monster! How could you do this!? Well, you see, Rorschach, I wanted to get your attention to, um, ask you, Would you marry me? Dammit! Now it's going to be a hate crime when I give you the justice you deserve! Hate crime? Justice? Those are euphemisms for sex, right?

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WW72: Tempting Fate, or Dr. Manhattan proposes by fpd 3-14-09

Janey, I'm going to ask you to marry me. Sure, John, I would love to marry you and become Mrs. Manhattan. We'll stay together until the mid-70's, when I will leave you for Sally Jupiter's little girl Laurie, because you'll be getting old but I won't. What? Then you'll hate and resent me for the rest of your life, which will be cut short by cancer. I know you will say yes. Will you marry me, Janey? Aaaaah!!!!

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If I can get one more entry before Friday, I'll be happy.  Otherwise I'l just name a winner and cry myself to sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Alright, but just because I can't stand to see a grown pussy-boy cry.

WW72: Wow, what a generic joke by Hari_Nezumi 3-23-09

Ma'am, I terribly sorry about your parents. You have my sympathies. Thank you officer. I still cannot...fathom who would be able to do this... Well, maybe you can help us find that out. I know it's hard, but can you make out what's carved into their chests? That handwriting...it looks so familiar...I think it says "Will...you..." Yes!!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Nezumi's great comic reminded me of this classic pbf strip, maybe it will inspire some more good entries

It's a toss-up betweenRCCola and Hari, so the first one to post wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

*yet another victorious fist pump*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

hari's arms gonna start hurting after all of these fist pumps

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