Hank gets a message from God. 

 

Hank Watches Television 1 : Message From God by ComedyGeek 4-07-09

And now, a message from God. QUIT FUCKING AROUND. That was God, your Lord and Creator. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... Jessica Alba sings! Finally!

Hank  comments on modern cuisine

Hank Watches Television 2 : Super Double Deluxe Cheeseburger by ComedyGeek 4-07-09

Try McKingy's New Super Double Deluxe Cheeseburger! Uh, no thanks. I'd prefer that you didn't serve hunks of my flesh cooked with my mother's milk on top in the form of cheese at all, actually. Now available with bacon! And don't drag my friends into it either.

Hank watches the original Star Wars

Hank Watches Television 3 : Master of Evil by ComedyGeek 4-08-09

Hank watches the original Star Wars We meet again, Obi-wan. But now the servant has become the master. Why doesn't Obi-wan just reach over and push some of those buttons on Darth Vader's chest? Only a master of evil. Yeah, well, what are you master of? Scary desert noises? If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. In what sense? Becoming a flickery ghost who can give Luke cryptic advice at crucial moments? I have that power too. It's called LEAVING A NOTE. Or is the real power the ability to escape the movie?

1 and 2 were great.  Especially 1.  Pure awesomeness.

3 would've been funny if you were mildly drunk or high and actually watching the show with your friends.  You know -- the scenario they're trying to recreate in MST3000.  Doesn't so much work as a comic, though.

But 1 and 2.  Brilliant.

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not_Scyess

Hey thanks for the support! :) 

We'll have to agree to disagree on 3. :) 

I liked #1. Good stuff.

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