Hi there.

 This is my first hosting of any comic competition, whether it be WW, or FTC.

 Had trouble thinking of a GOOD FTC, but came up with this in desperation.

FTC #140: Distractions by skard123 4-15-09

OK... Last hole... If I can get this one, I will be the greatest golfer in the office, and you will leave this course HUMILIATED. Sonofabitch...

 No real story behind the choosing of this scene. Office golfing competition, you're about to be humiliated, and you need to say something that will get the golfer from panel 1, to panel 3. Y'know, distractions. But please, no coughing, or sneezing. Say something.

I'll judge this on Sunday, but might extend it if need be.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

FTC #140: Golfmobile by Beeko180 4-15-09

OK... Last hole... If I can get this one, I will be the greatest golfer in the office, and you will leave this course HUMILIATED. Thanks for the car Chen! Sonofabitch...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

FTC140: Under PGA Rules he'd be Penalised Two Strokes by lima 4-20-09

OK... Last hole... If I can get this one, I will be the greatest golfer in the office, and you will leave this course HUMILIATED. There's no way I can make you miss? Well you could make a book levitate over your head Sonofabitch...

FTC 140 by lukket 4-21-09

OK... Last hole... If I can get this one, I will be the greatest golfer in the office, and you will leave this course HUMILIATED. What? I have to admit something. Contrary to what I said earlier, you need to finish in fewer strokes than me. Sonofabitch...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Almost forgot about this...

Beeko, you were very close, but in the end it goes to Lima. 

Congratulations, 'n' all.

You gotta host the next one.

Nick