Sally in "Attacked" (part one) by biped 5-02-09

"People get attacked. They get attacked and attacked and attacked." "And then one day they get attacked and they decide they just aren't going to take it anymore. So the next time they get attacked, they call the police." That was Barry "Attacked" Manilow, discussing his new album, "Attacked and Attacked and Attacked."

Sally in "Attacked" (part two) by biped 5-02-09

Mommy, is it okay to attack-- Sshhhh--I'm timing these muffins. I have never, ever gotten muffins this golden brown before. Mom, Sally just attacked me. Well, attack her back, sweetie.

Sally in "Attacked" (part three) by biped 5-02-09

Edna, the kids are attacking each other and they said that you said it was okay. Pffft! I did no such thing! People all over town are being attacked by your children. They are being attacked and attacked and attacked and attacked and attacked. I...I don't understand... Mr. Manilow's publicist was kind enough to come and speak to the class today. Hi, kids. Just to clarify--Barry's new album and concert tour are an indictment against attacking people, not an endorsement of it.

Sally in "Attacked" (epilogue) by biped 5-02-09

Manilow really sold us out...huh, sis? Yeah! We should attack HIM! ...have now confirmed that Manilow was attacked and attacked and attacked. And now, here's Sally with more news. Thanks, Tim. But first, I'd just like to say that I am ashamed... ASHAMED...to have the same first name as that horrible little girl. Coming up next on Fox..."When Children Attack Barry Manilow." Yippee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your comics attacked me.  And my brain got attacked, attacked, and attacked.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Coming up next on Fox--"When Comics Attack NooniePuuBunny's Brain."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

UPDATE--

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Those momentarily turned my scary scowl into a slightly-less-scary smile.

Thank you Biped.

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Kill Whitey.

Sally Flonase is perhaps my favorite comic character ever.  EVER.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks!  Comments like that make me feel like Chazz Palmenteri putting on clean underwear right out of the dryer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.