Just a few pearls of (I wouldn't call it wisdom) to impart to my porcine compatriots.

Israphael's Life Lessons #1 by israphael 11-08-01

The Eternal Question... Do these pants make my ass look big? The Proper Response...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Israphael's Life Lessons #2 by israphael 11-14-01

Sweety, what would you think about a menage-a-trois? Yeah, that sounds cool! *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Think Before You Answer *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Honey... I was sort of hoping that I'd be one of the three people.

Israphael's Life Lessons #3 by israphael 11-14-01

I was thoughtless not to include you in the menage-a-trois. To make it up to you I set up another one. This time you'll be the center of attention. So go in the bedroom and get comfortable. All your's boys! Consider The Reprecussions Of Your Actions TOBOR CALL FIRSTIES! Damn, why do I always get your sloppy seconds?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Not actually a life lesson you would want to follow.
I wrote this for cc75 which involve writing sequals to other strips.

My Relationship Paranoia Pt. 5: When Life Hands You Lemons by israphael 10-28-01

So let me see if I got this right. While I am sitting at home broken hearted and hoping you'll return to me some day, you will be going out with other men. And I will be reduced to jealously obsessing on how these men are holding you... touching you... and making love to you. Yeah, pretty much. One question.... Can I watch?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

A life lesson in impulse spending:

Triptophen Induced Coma by Jael 11-23-01

Jael gets bored.... This hair...my god...it's so dull and lifeless. I must do something Introducing the NEW and Improved Giblet Hair Tonic! Giblet Hair Tonic!!! ALRIGHTTTT!!! How much? HOW MUCH!!!! Only $399.95...and available today only! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.