Fill in the blank and you may win.

FTC144: Template by Tterb 6-08-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? Ass...

I'll pick the winner in the future at some time

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horray for life. boo.

I don't want to be the man who kills FTC so someone... anyone make a comic for this...

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horray for life. boo.

The Turnaround by Duckfoot 6-12-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? What's that? Eat muffins in your rear? Far out! Then you can poo on my chest, and rub your boobs in it! Why does it always have to be some sick fetish with you? Why don't you take your drawer full of sex toys and shove 'em right ... up ... my ... Ass...

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Dude, check out Grandma's vericose veins!

FTC: 144 by Beeko180 6-12-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? Make me. Ass...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Excuse by Beeko180 6-12-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? That stuff's for losers. Ass...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

This is fun! :D

Decisiveness by Beeko180 6-12-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? I'll have to think about it... Ass...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

anyone else?

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horray for life. boo.

FTC 144: Divided by Zero by Namgubed 6-15-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? (sweetnothingswee tnothingsugarcoated zilchsweetnothi ngsweetnothing honeyglazednullsw eetnothingsweetnot hingsweetnothing) Ass...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Fun with Maths by Beeko180 6-15-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? And then the giraffe said to the camel, one hump plus your humps is equivalent to THREE humps. Now turn around. Ass...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I'm going to kill this contest off around Monday or Tuesday... so if anyone else wants in you have time.

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horray for life. boo.

FTC 144 - rhymes with Monkey by lukket 6-19-09

...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear? Well... hey wait-a-minute - you smell like you've just done it with a mule. I didn't sleep with a mule! Ass...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thank you everyone who filled in the blank..

but

lukket, you get the next one.

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horray for life. boo.