How do you treat a woman?

Do you slap her everytime you see her?

Maybe you buy her a rose, or a box of candy?

Do you boss her around telling her to make you pancakes with a glass of orange?

Or maybe you make a romantic dinner everynight hoping one day that she'll bring some money into the family so you dont have to work your ass off every single day at work.

FTC146: How To Treat A Woman (Template) by LittleRocker 7-10-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman?

Rules:

1. You can fill in anything from when the son says "How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman?".

2. Multiple comics are allowd by a user but remember I'll be judging each comic as if it was from a different user.

So, lets GO!

I'll Judge whenever, probably in the next week or two.

Cold as Ice by four_legged_tripod 7-10-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? Well, after 20 years of sex with your mother, I've found that the women here are more responsive.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC146: Breakfast in Bed by four_legged_tripod 7-10-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a mourge going to teach me on how to treat a woman? It's not. Your mother burnt the fucking pancakes again. Now say good-bye so we can hit the strip clubs.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC: 146 by Beeko180 7-11-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? Well you treat a woman with respect and kindness. But why are we in a morgue? To show you what you're better off being when you're married.

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FTC 146: Hindsight by Namgubed 7-12-09

I brought you here, Son, to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? ... on this corpse, you'll notice that all the pressure points are marked in red, and g-spots in green. And if you'll assist me in turning her over, uhh ... ... you'll observe that there are plenty of options on the backside, as well! Any questions before we put on our rubber gloves?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

come on guys!

Tommorow I'm killing the comp so hurry up!

FTC 146: Hindsight by Cre8tive13 7-28-09

I brought you here, Son, to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? We are going to practice proper cunt licking techniques on that female corpse over there. What's in the glass? Tequila. I always enjoy a chaser after I suck back a cold one.

Thanks guys for all of your entrys all were rather funny and a delight to read.

But only one can win and It came down to four legged tripods cold as ice (great song by the way) and cre8tives hindsight.

I'm sorry but I cant choose a winner they were both very funny.

So therefore I'm ending the FTC forever.

Or...

You can both make another comic and go head to head and I'll choose a winner from that.

I suggest the second idea!

Now go!

both of you make a comic that fits in this comp and post it. The winner will be decided from those two comics when there entered.

YEA!!

I'm heading out  for 2 weeks vacation and won't have a chance to submit...so, Congrats 4 Legged Tripod. Take the win!

Alright, if you insist.

Four legged tripod, you win!

Wow!  Really?  Okay.  I've never really won anything except for that pen and pencil set the time I was the 9th caller.  I'll put on my thinking cap and have a new comp up later today.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Beeko180

ha ha ha

all are nice but i like this one

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