It helps if you read this with a cheesy Irish brogue. Like in Boondock Saints.

Sorta thing.

James and Timothy McSweeny- Irish-American Reapers by AngryAmerican 7-14-09

Fuck man! Just go get the fuckin soul Already! Aw go fuck yourself Jimmy! I told you I ain't doin blacks anymore. Or mexicans. Did you see the size of those rims on that Impala? Well what the fuck does rim size have to do with it Timmy? Eh? Why does the size of the tire holders on a vehicle fucking matter to you? It makes all those beautiful classic cars look filthy and cheap. Like an Indonesian whore. I hate them for it. What the..? Are you...? JUST GET THE FUCKING SOUL MAN! FUCK YOU I SAID IT AIN'T DOIN THEM NO MORE!

Jim and Tim McSweeny. Two regular dudes. With scythes. by AngryAmerican 7-14-09

Phone service courtesy of Nextel. Hey Timmy. What's up me boyo? Hey I've just heard from Mr. White and Mr. Black, and both of em say that they haven't seen Farrah yet. You collected her didn't you? Yeah. No. Well about that, I mea... Oh Timmy no! ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU LOATHESOME LITTLE CUNT?! I. I..uh. FUCK! SHIT!. She got me Jimmy. I'm weak! I'm so sorry. We went back to Season 2 of Charlie's Angels. I didn't...I couldn't. *SOB* Oh Jimmy. What have I done?

The McSweenys. Reapers with the Human Touch. by AngryAmerican 7-14-09

Jesus fuck Timmy. Tell me what ya did ya fucking abject slave to the cock you don't even have! Metaphorically I have one. We had one full day of metaphorically phenomenal filthy fuck-sex. Metaphorical se... Have ya lost yer fucking mind Timmy? Have ya gone fuckin daft? Metaphorical sex is it? Yeah. Hot, sweaty, cum drenched, no holes barred, just rape-the-shit-out-of-me-in -whatever-hole-is-handy, ball draining sex. Fuck you ya dumb fuck! You're gonna burn for this Tim! First fucking Rule man! And...and...Fuck. It was totally worth it wasn't it? Every glorious second, lad. Every metaphorically ball-draining second.

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Kill Whitey.

A drunken Irish version of "Dead Like Me." I like.

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Shovel Ready

I thought these were very good except for that part in one of them where you dropped the "F" bomb. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry about that Biped. I got caught up in the moment. Is this morally more acceptable?

Those crazy McSweeny brothers. At it again. by AngryAmerican 7-20-09

You're a bit late Timmy me boyo. I have already claimed the soul of Walter Cronkite. Ya fookin bastard ya! I told ya I wanted to reap that soul! Ach, fook you Timmy! If I have to do all the blacks and mexicans because you won't then I'll be damned if won't grab a celebrity when I get the chance! Oh celebrities is it? I thought we were Alpha and Omega? I thought we transcended mere mortal concerns, ya fook! Don't be an asshole Timmy! You know celebrities get a nice deli tray in Reception. All blacks get are hot wings, and I'm tired of hot wings! Ah take yer hot wings and shove em right up yer arse Jimmy! Fook ya and the Pale Goddamn Horse ya damn well rode in on!

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Kill Whitey.

Jim and Tim: Irish reapers in China by AngryAmerican 7-20-09

Damn lad, that got messy. Don't fook with the Chinese government, eh? I've never seen so many dead chinamen. Can't they just accept the 62" TV's and shut the hell up? I remember Da telling us ya can't win versus a tank, boyo. Guess they didn't get that little gem from their Pas. Well, we got a spot of work here lad and no mistake. We'd better get started. So ya won't reap blacks or mexicans, but little dead chinamen are okay, huh? Christ Jimmy. They're just wee asians. Shut up and grab a fookin handful.

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Kill Whitey.