How Cock Changed From Rooster to Penis by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

See dad, I'm working smarter, not harder. Instead of carrying a heavy pail of chicken feed, I just keep the chicken feed in my pockets. I'm not sure how smart that is. Those chickens can get rather aggressive around feeding time. You'll see dad. I think I'll feed my rooster first. Here chicky chicky. Bawk? Oh dear God dad! Please come quick and help me with my cock!

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How Pussy Changed From Cat to Vagina by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

Baby, are you sure you're okay with me being blind? Other than the way you dress yourself, I love you for who you are. Meet me in my bedroom and I'll prove it. I'll go get more comfortable. Oh yeah, baby. There you are. I love the way you're purring for me. Rawr? 10 minutes later John! What the fuck did you do to my pussy?

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How Bitch Changed From Female Dog to Just Female by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap Damn bitch. That has to be the most annoying sound in the world. I'm going to the kitchen for another beer. There you are! Are you finally going to do the dishes? And what about the trash? You said yesterday yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

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How Ass Changed From Donkey to Buttocks by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

What's wrong Jose? Juan, I'm so horny but the señoritas won't have sex with me. It's because jour ugly. Even a burrow wouldn't do ju. ! ! ! Go Jose, go! Slap that ass! This is an odd way to get fed a bean burrito.

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How Beaver Changed From Animal to Vagina by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

Well, you have syphilis. Have you been having unprotected sex? The hooker said she was clean. You need to tell all of your partners the truth so they can get tested and treated. What happened to your penis? Why is it red and swollen? Have you been cheating on me? Uh, no. Um, my crotch was attacked by, uh, a beaver.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

These comics git 'er done.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How Johnson Changed From Man's Name to Penis by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

Morning, Johnson! Piss off Wilson! What a dick!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

How Taco Changed From Food to Vagina by four_legged_tripod 7-15-09

Hey Juan, where did ju go? I wanted to give ju some time alone with the burrow so I went to see jour sister. Man, jour breath smells really bad. What have ju been eating? Uh... Tacos.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

i like that last one

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

How Gay Changed From Happy to Homosexual by four_legged_tripod 12-07-09

Hey, I'm Carl. It's my first day here. I'm Bubba. I'm part of the welcoming committee. Let me turn off the lights and show you why it's called the "pokey." Now just bend over and relax. Hey, wait! I'm not into that. I don't swing that waAAAAAAYYY!!! OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! You boys all right in here? Absolutely sir. In fact, I feel rather gay!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

How Clam Changed From Mollusk to Vagina by four_legged_tripod 2-03-10

Come on! I need to do it now! Let me get things started by going down on you. Oh God, yes! I'm going to explode all over your face! Mmmm. Mmmm. Oh damn baby! What the hell was that? Chowder?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

How Dyke Changed From Dam to Lesbian by four_legged_tripod 7-27-10

I don't know Sally. This is all very weird to me. You're just nervous Ruth. Just relax and take it easy. But I don't know what to do or even how to start. It will come naturally. I don't even have the right equipment to do it with you. What am I supposed to use? Just pretend you're a little Dutch boy and stick your finger in the dyke.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

How Queer Changed From Odd to Gay by four_legged_tripod 5-02-12

I'm so glad you could make it for Thanksgiving son. Sure. I hope you don't mind that I brought a friend. Of course not Billy. Tommy is welcome any time. Why don't you boys go upstairs and get washed up for dinner? Daddy! I just saw Billy and Tommy in mommy's room. They were rearranging all of her shoes and Tommy was wearing some of them! Well now that's the queerest thing I've ever heard.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

How Spam Changed From Food to Junk Email by four_legged_tripod 2-26-13

Okay. Got the email concept down and created. Electronic mail is here. Now to think of a name to call the junk email I'm sure will come. All that tasteless, disgusting stuff that nobody wants but is forced upon us anyway, trying to convince us that we have small penises. You about done? Lunch is ready. What are we having? Spam, needle dick.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke