Report failed to mention his additional liberation of several plus-sized child whores from a Pyongyang slum.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

One of the cable news networks should start a show called "The Failed-To-Mention Report."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is that a Taepodong missile in his pocket, or was he just happy to see them?

HIYOOOOOOOOO!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

And are we to believe that nothing happened on a chartered trans-Pacific flight between Bill Clinton and two hot young asian women whom he single-handedly saved from a dozen years of hard labor?  I'd bet some crazy money that Clinton was moaning, "It's good to be the former President!" all the way back to California.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown