Okay.  I won the last contest (which had two entries) but a winnar I am none the less.

Time to hit your Random Comic Layout button.

Your comic must be about an imaginary dictatorship. Bonuses will be given out for involving shaving cream in some way.  Have fun.  I will only give out a date to judge the contest once the contest reaches at least 5 entries or it is two weeks from labor day, whichever comes first. 

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RCD #28: Duress Casual by Namgubed 8-21-09

Radioactive Minion awaits your command. Minion! We need more entries for these random comic dialogue contests! But Sir ... what if no one wants to submit any entries? Do what we always do, you fool! ... BEAT them into submission!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I accept your challenge, and plant my flag in this thread.  This thread will now be known as S3thland.  Please pay your taxes on time, and there will be no need for my henchmen to pay you a visit.

All hail S3th.  Viva la S3thland!

Carry a big ax by S3th 8-29-09

I am supreme leader and ruler of this comic! Whatever you say there ax dude! Are you questioning my authority? A masked guy with a big ax? Never! Just grooving to this crazy background man! Being a dictactor is as hard as shaving with this dull ax. Can I borrow some shaving cream? Sorry learless feeder! Shaving isn't my thing.

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“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” Albert Einstein

RDC #28 by lukket 8-30-09

I'm going to the shop. Anything you need? Well. I think we're out of shaving cream and batteries. What brand? Are you kidding me? There is only Energizer now. Don't you remember the coup? Why do you think we have to be dressed in bunny suits? Do you think it's all just fun and games?? I was talking about the shaving cream.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I've decided to judge next Friday.  Please get in last minute entries.  Otherwise I might have to burn down a village to make an example.  Dont make me do that.  Think of the children.

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Dictatorship by muffindance 9-06-09

I AM THE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD WAIT, FUCK. I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY I WANT TO SUCK EVERY DICK IN THE WORLD I NEED TO STOP SMOKING ALL OF MY GRANDPA'S RAT POISON

RDC #28 II by lukket 9-07-09

In theory, I'm not too happy that we live in dictatorship. And I'm especially not keen on the way the illegal immigrant problem got solved. But I do love my new clothes valet.

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RDC #28 III by lukket 9-08-09

DAMN! That was harsh news. I hoped I would never see the day when all politicians were executed by a cruel dictator. Those were MY kills!

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Oh... The Irony by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Heh heh Dude... my arm... I personnally kicked your ass... ninja style. I am so badass But Ninja guy... What? Why are you in heaven with me?

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"Oh... the irony..."

FORGET THE NINJA ONE EXISTED I MEANT TO POST THIS ONE!!! SORRY!!!!!!

Super cool by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

I am the DICTATOR of this office!!!!!! ... F*ck my life...

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heavy whipping cream. moustache oil. flange grease. by ArtemisStrong 9-16-09

lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... lusitainia... sharon... kanye....sharon... kanye.... WHAT IS WRONG, FLESH-POD! Oh... I... I am torn. I can't decide what I want to develop a masturbatory fantasy around. It's either Kanye West, that actress Sharon, or the Lusitania... but I can't ch-ch-choose! YOU SILLY HUMAN! STOP MAKING IT SO HARD! I know, I know... It's really just pick one: Dick... Tate... or ship... NO! I MEAN, DONT CHOOSE! JUST JERK OFF TO ALL OF THEM!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

oooo... two bad wordplay's in a row.  shoulda read the thread FIRST, before making an entry...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sorry, forgot about this one!  ^_^ winner is Senator.

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