Oh... I... I am torn. I can't decide what I want to develop a masturbatory fantasy around. It's either Kanye West, that actress Sharon, or the Lusitania... but I can't ch-ch-choose!
YOU SILLY HUMAN! STOP MAKING IT SO HARD!
I know, I know... It's really just pick one: Dick... Tate... or ship...
NO! I MEAN, DONT CHOOSE! JUST JERK OFF TO ALL OF THEM!
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