I'm new at this so I'm not great. C/C please.

Epic Fail Kid by laughwhore 9-27-09

Hey little squirrel. Everyone hates me. My girlfriend dumped me, my mom kicked me out and my dad smacked me. *nibble nibble* I dropped out of high school and got tasered by a police officer. My life is pretty terrible right now. I need a friend. *nibble nibble* You'll be my friend right little buddy? Hell no, loser!

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Fuck the world, cause the world fucked me.

Don't mess with the baby by laughwhore 9-27-09

Hey, Danica. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?! I don't know, Shelby... how many? It depends on how hard you throw them! Danica, you're so hilarious. I seriously hope no babies overheard that joke though... Are you fucking kidding me? Ah, shit.

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Fuck the world, cause the world fucked me.

Other World RPG 1 by laughwhore 9-27-09

I use my Alien Space Ray Gun! Damage inflicted: 173 HP I use my Fariy Wand of Injustice! Damage Inflicted: 3 HP Ha, I beat you again! You are so fail at this. I win! Woot! How do you get so strong?! I really need to level up. This RPG game is so hard. Shit, I need a girlfriend. Yeah? Well, I need a fucking stronger weapon.

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Fuck the world, cause the world fucked me.

Not bad.  I don't have much in the way of constructive criticism.  Keep doing what you're doing and eventually you'll stumble on to something hilarious.  I think that's how most of us do it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks, evil_d

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Fuck the world, cause the world fucked me.