I thought I'd start off another FTC due to Fourleggedtripod mistake on the comp rules.
So here it is.
The FTC LIVES ONCE MORE

FTC147: Lucky Number 99 (Template) by LittleRocker 10-02-09

I'm going to kill you Ben. Why? Because I hate the number 99!

FTC 147: 99 Red T-Shirts by DrMorton 10-05-09

I´m going to kill you Ben. Why? Because I hate the number 99. So that´s how daddy died, uncle carpet? Yes , little shirt, and his owner too. But I guess you have to keep hanging on somehow.

FTC 147: 99 Reasons by deathtoradio 10-07-09

I'm going to kill you Ben. Why? Because I hate the number 99. Just kidding. I just really hate black people.

FTC 147: Death Perception by Namgubed 10-07-09

I'm going to kill you Ben. Why? Because I hate the number 99! Uh ... looks like 66 from here, Tom.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Judging Tommorow
Get those last comics in!!

FTC by HCRoyall 10-12-09

I'm going to kill you Ben. Why? Because I hate the number 99! Really? Not really, I just thought killing him for stealing my chips was petty and couldn't think of anything better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Alriight guys
let me take care of this comp.
It was a tight one and all were very well done
but i have to give it To RCCOLAMAN  for making me show 
everyone I know his comic.
Bravo.

YAY I Won! And I didn't even have to rename the comic Fucky Number 69!

New contest coming right up, stay tuned...