it begins by FactoryRejects 11-06-09

Kill your wife

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swelling of the extremities by FactoryRejects 11-07-09

Kill your wife. Kill your wife. Kill your wife. Kiiiillllllllllllllllll your wife. -and nausea. That's it. ......why are you asking about side effects anyway, Bill? It's just heartburn medication. You sure you're alright? I'm fine.

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pick up some bleach by FactoryRejects 11-09-09

Only... only the blood, yes. Oh, she'll never see it coming. Only if ALL, all the blood- Bill, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything? ...See if they still have any of those popcorn balls. Only through the shedding of glorious crimson shall I be cleansed

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high replay value by FactoryRejects 11-09-09

Hey Terry, whatcha playin'? It's this new PS3 game, "Voices". You play a guy that hears voices and has to kill his wife. Whoah... what happens if you win? It emails a doctor via the PlayStation Networkâ„¢ and you get put on antidepressants. ...That's rad.

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I'll put up a few more when I'm not half-asleep.

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Battlefield Mirth

3/4 good.  Especially the last one.  The third one wasn't as funny, but it does serve to advance the plot.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Alan James Walters - 192.168.1.192 - 22:11:07 - bonjovi.mp3 by FactoryRejects 1-31-08

Well, here it is. Printouts of every person who illegally downloaded copyrighted material since 1995. They're all here? Just like you asked. Name, IP address, time, and file in question. Am I in there anywhere? This entire wing of the complex is you. This room is your soft rock downloads. How about that!

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it's a time tunnel by FactoryRejects 3-11-08

TIME TUNNEL it's a time tunnel i seen this well read it actually it's not a new idea but basically we have to go forward because going back would be twice as worse as well i mean i really shouldn't have to explain this it's a fairly well-known theory didn't you hear me i said it's a TIME TUNNEL

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time mcflys when you're having fun by FactoryRejects 5-13-08

okay i did a google search for time travel, and you were right, going forward isn't really making any kind of difference. you need to play an awesome cover of johnny b goode to get us out of this mess well it was more of a youtube search for time travel but at any rate you'd better have a guitar in there because i used up all the netzero

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Schroeder Dingusol - 361.52.1.9 - 08:05:08 - sweetescape.wav by FactoryRejects 6-11-08

Thank god, we finally made it out of that time tunnel! Where are we, anyway? I have never in my life listened to Gwen Stefani, you shut up

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...The first one isn't really part of the story, but oh well.  I'm tangled in a twisted web of self-referencing.  Damn it all.

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Battlefield Mirth

I applauded that last series, but you probably didn't hear it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.