Does that have any influence on me after I eat the inebriated sirloin? Do tell!

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That looks like the Good Spankling's Guide to me.

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Wow. I always thought my mom was okay. Now I know she was a worthless cunt. They should teach that shit in the schools, man.

Wish I knew she was worthless before I paid 2 bits for a gum job from her.

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You want to go back to 1955? Great! I'll stay at home all day and follow all of the rules set forth by that article. The man in my life will go out and work 3 jobs in order to provide financial security for my family (after all, back then one man's paycheck could pay all of the bills and still have about $20 left over for a rainy day, imagine doing that with your paycheck now). And because of this, following those rules will be easy, I'll never have to see the man!

That article truly is hillarious, isn't it?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This is most important. Because you always want to take off that edge or he might be tempted to beat you for your insolent attitude.

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I googled KLEENEX and this was number 2!

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OMG I LOVE THAT GUIDE!! *prints 100 copies

this is my new fav flash animation...

Robots are stupid

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Tip: Don't watch it with subtitles, as the guy thinks he's funnier than he really is.

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Poop.

NICE TITS!! ><

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Sad news indeed.

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About Time!

Evolve? Why?

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Have they checked the basements? Those Ohio swingers can get noisy!

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chocolate vagina = yum

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Okay, now that noise is fucking scary.

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Super Mario Hoe

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Proof of Bush's Incompetency

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/NUNS-3.jpg[/IMG]

More rubber sisters.

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In keeping with the orgitastic good wife theme, here's one of my all time favorites:

Instruction And Advice For The Young Bride

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Ouch to the 10th power.

Ouch To The 11th Power

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Introducing new Domestos Foreskin Scrub...

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New Clorox Ass Douche!

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