Misremembered Platitude Trout says, "I recommend this site."

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I love Sarah Desserts. Mmmm, cheesecake.

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What others say about boorite!

Up is down, left is right and right is wrong...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

3 words.

To Much Time.

ok another 3.

On my hands.

The only one of these I've ever really liked was about Magellan circumcising the world with a hundred foot clipper.

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Like Chicken Soup for the Homeless Soul

Not even LadyJ got the Weird Al reference.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In that thinking, you are entirely incorrect. It was the very first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Well you didn't say anything!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Hey look! That's kinda almost like one of Weird Al's songs. You know, the one that parodies TMBG's style!"

- Why should I be that lame?

"Just forget the words and sing along."

- Too obscure.

- Lame, and time consuming.

Why is it important to express that I made a mental connection that others may or may not have? *shrug*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Yikes.
*runs off and hides*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I wish I were at the Greek Olympic games. Apparently there was throwed rolls and coffee. And all this time I was going to this resturant in a little town called Sikeston, Missouri for this kind of service.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Home of the thowed roll!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's a site I recommend...

How to clean the fucking kitchen, for dummies. Very very funny.

Oh, also have a look at this if you are one of the five billion people worldwide who hate that little motherfucker Clippy...

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Here's a site I recommend...

How to clean the fucking kitchen, for dummies. Very very funny.

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Damn! That's .org.uk, not .co.uk...

How embarrassing. I always check URLs when I post them... except that one...

Here it is.

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