ok , not quite. Lets be honest , theres no charity aspect to this , its just fucking ages since we did a series of Puns in a thread.

PUNS: FOR GODS SAKE I CANT STOP EM! by Kurashima 2-04-10

So , how did you end up in this shithole? Its a long story. It involves drugs , necrophilia , and an industrial sized barrel of creosote Sounds like you came to a sticky end.

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