it might be funny.  it might be shit.  only you can make that call.  only you can prevent forest fires.

 

po po mo (one)((1)) by theburninator 2-04-10

Ok, so I just saw a trailer for a cop comedy starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. Seriously? Are you sure it wasn't just a sketch on 30 Rock? dun DUN DUNNNNNNN ...my brain... My god... reality has begun to satirize satire! This could mean the end of all humorous life AS WE KNOW IT!!!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

po po mo (two)((II)) by theburninator 2-04-10

Elsewhere (Saint) ...And it stars - get this - TRACY MORGAN!! The man who has made a career of making a parody of himself by way of his fictitious persona HIMSELF! And that will be funny? Absolutely! The man is mockery of a mockery! He's funny because he pretends to be to unintentionally humorous while being consciously humorous and unconsciously... *erk* Johnson? Well, doctor? Post-Dramatic Stress Syndrome. Pretty serious. He's in a coma, but if they write a sequel to this thing, he might just pull through.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

po po mo (three)((5)) by theburninator 2-04-10

Last week, on ELSEWHERE (saint)... Mrs. Goodworthington, I'm... afraid your husband has... passed on. I'm sorry. Oh, god, no! *click* Man, TV sucks. It's just the same old stupid jokes rehashed again and again. what the fuck are you talking about?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

po po mo (four)((four)) by theburninator 2-04-10

So, you're saying that post-modernism has become so diluted by pop culture that it's now impossible to tell where one ends and the other begins? No, I'm saying that pop culture has become so diluted by post-modernism that it's impossible to tell the difference. I'm sorry, were you being sarcastic? I... I don't even know anymore. What time is The Simpsons on?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

po po mo (five)((3)) by theburninator 2-04-10

My brain hurts. Naturally. What we once found to be entertaining due to utter lack of grounding in reality is quickly becoming entirely plausible and ever more likely! Are you telling me that the future of comedy is at stake? Most definitely. Once we lose the ability to laugh at that which is totally improbable, our lives will congeal into a purposeless mass of anti-humour which no anecdote may ever penetrate. That's not funny. No, it isn't.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

po po mo (six)((THE BIG FINALE))(((24))) by theburninator 2-04-10

somewhere (FOUND) So, this movie is a parody, right? Not at all! It's an honest buddy-cop action-comedy! Family friendly! But... but it's such a joke! The actors are parodies of themselves, and the entire premise is a parody of a parody! The idea of it is absolutely hysterical... but the reality is so... so depressing. Exactly! The idea of it is comic gold, so we made it a reality! You have to love this movie! You said the idea was great! No... No, I said the idea was great, but the concept is... is... I wish I was dead. Now that's what I think is funny!

 k i'm done.  read em or don't.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Can you have a comedy induced aneurysm?  Because I think that's what these comics did to me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.