That phrase is the traditional default phrase of all New Yorker cartoons, in case you haven't heard. Don't ask me where I heard it. True things don't have to be sourced. Don't believe me? Go to the New Yorker website and start applying the caption to their cartoons.

However, they also have a cartoon contest where they allow people to submit captions for an captionless cartoon. People evidently get prizes.

So here's my entry for the latest cartoon. Feel free to come up with your own and go enter them.

 

And then later on, we can keep posting more and captioning more and Brad makes lots of money, hurrah!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Or not.

Anyway, it amuses me. New contest!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"Fuck, can't she lay off the double shot every once in a while?"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

boloboffin wrote:

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Or not.

Anyway, it amuses me. New contest!

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What Abby Sunderland sees on PCP.

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I has a flavor!

And the new one:

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Contest #247, July 12, 2010

Your Caption:

Are you saying you didn't order a container of rhesus pieces?

 

 

That's better than mine: You won't believe how much fun we had before we got here.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Sorry, sir, I left your Mountain Dew 2-Liter in the car.  I'll be right back.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."