Must be a Magician by discobill 6-19-10

You know, I once spent a week not letting anyone see me at all except for my balls. That was more difficult than you might think.

The Sandwich Demon by discobill 6-15-10

Just wait until he discovers I used ordinary brown bread instead of multigrain.

I like.

Leave some more here.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm quite fond of this little mini series.

Limpdigit by discobill 6-11-10

Hey. Yeah you, Hey. Can you scratch my foot? It's really killing me.

fastball by discobill 6-11-10

This is getting awkward, I'd better say something.. So.. Uh.. How's it hanging?

The Nippon Clipon by discobill 6-11-10

Hey. Do you want some.. You know, Drink? Oh Christ, I think he's dead.

Well, it's not in space. by discobill 6-22-10

Hey, Man. We only have enough bread for 3 people, yet there are 300 coming. This event is important for the future of the entire world, so I will do what I must. OK, It's going to be a little longer than expected, I cant find my recipe book.

This ones for you Don Adams. by discobill 7-10-10

Hey chief chief hey chief hey hey hey chief hey chief chief chief chief hey hey hey... chief chief chief hey chief chief hey chief hey... The hell? what do you want? WOWSERS.

I'm Ok with yer stuff. If you want to leave more around I won't complain unless it starts to reek.

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Kill Whitey.

Due to the general rating of "average at best", I decided to leave this here in celebration.

I like to do this, every chance I get. by discobill 7-22-10

Honey are you asleep? ZZz ZZz NO, WHY?

For your viewing pleasure i give you Arthur McMillan, Time Traveller.

Your eyeballs will thank me.

The Adventures of Arthur McMillan, Time Traveller by discobill 7-22-10

Right then. As a time travelling Scotsman I have only one thing to say to you. Grow some balls, ya smooth Frenchie pillocks. And with a satisfactory nod, he was never seen again. Mr. Kahn, what just happened? Just that drunk bloody Scot showing up again.

Arthur McMillan, Time Traveller (Directors Cut) by discobill 7-25-10

Apparently the lack of phoenetic Scottish accent isn't authentic enough. Roight than. As A Toime travallin Scootsman Oi hiv oonly wun thiang tew say tew yoo. So I made it SUPER authentic and gave everyone a Scottish accent. Greow sum bawals, ya smooth Frrenchie pillicks. Ayund wifa sartisfarctory nowd, He woz nevarr seen a'gen Mestar Karn, Wot jurst 'appuned? Joost thart droonk blewday Scoot sh'n oop a'gen.

Casual Friday? by discobill 7-22-10

Hi, I'm here about the reference for Bobby. Oh, he is such a great employee, always on time, such a reliable worker and hardly ever naked. Hardly ever naked? Well once, maybe twice a week at the most. Almost never really. Wouldn't that be a little dangerous at a papermill? You would think so, but Bobby has the most luxurious soft skin I have ever seen, and well.. he never had a papercut.

They Must be RICH! by discobill 7-18-10

I've noticed that in past years that many religions are above the law in certain circumstances. So based on this, I've recently started a new religion. The Church of the Cannabis Smoking Murder Cannibals That Dont Pay Taxes. Basically I want an army of rich zombies.

It's been a while huh? Well I know I missed your indifference!

Doctor of what? REMIX! by discobill 9-14-10

So anyway, The others and I... Well, We all came to a sort of agreement. We all got together and decided a phonebox simply isnt an ideal form of transportation. Just get out and push.

They met at the gym. by discobill 7-29-10

Hey. I'm sorry we argued. ♥

It's time to do what all other creative minds do when they run out of ideas... create a crappy sequel!

Enjoy!

No Sandwich Is Safe. by discobill 9-26-10

This isn't the sandwich I ordered. Oh dear, I seem to have made a mistake during the creation process. let me just go ahead and fix that right up for you. heh heh heh

This is in celebration of 73 views on this thread*, 70 of which where probably just me ensuring that replies are kept to an absolute minimum, and ensuring a perfect run.

Idle gossip at lunchtime. by discobill 10-31-10

How is it possible to be working here for 18 years and still not realise that the robots arnt held together with nails? WHAT ROBOTS? Never mind.

*sorry about the slight lateness, but 163 is kind of like 70 if you add the first two digits together and remove the third completely, leaving a two digit number.

I found the first one to be hilarious. The rest were meh, but closer to good than bad.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

decent.

Your positive words have given me motivation!

The Day Tripper by discobill 8-25-11

Okay God, I know I should learn to enunciate properly. But I said I wished I could be a disc jockey.

Stand Back For SCIENCE! by discobill 9-07-11

Have you been baking? In a Meth lab? Yes! I mean.. No! Well excuse me as I take a sample.. Thats not such a... Woah! Easy on the cocoa next time.   !