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Mr. Wonderful
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I'm reposting these for no particular reason.
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| Sorry, but you have to be over the height limit to ride this ride. | |
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| Wha--do you know who you're talking to? I'm Satan, DAMN IT! | |
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| Huh--who'd have known you'd be so short. Well, sorry, them's the rules. | |
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| Ooo, you're gonna get it, mister. You are gonna GET IT!!! | |
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| You TURD!!! WAAA-HA-HAAAAAA!!! | |
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| Oh yes, ha ha, you'll do nicely. I've invented some wonderful new perversions I'd like to try out, and-- | |
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| Sorry buddy, I don't do midgets. | |
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| Wha--why, you ungrateful SLUT! You wouldn't even be in BUSINESS if it weren't for me! | |
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| WELL, I GOTTA HAVE SOME FUCKIN' STANDARDS!!! BEAT IT, SHORTY!!! | |
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| So anyway, could I have a blow-- | |
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| Please help me, sonny! My kitty is trapped in a drainpipe, and I'm too big to crawl in there. I need someone really, really small-- | |
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| (sigh) I'm Satan, DAMN IT! I do EVIL things, not nice thi--oh, fuck it. Where's the damn cat. | |
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| ...and this month's "Size Isn't Everything" award goes to you. In our eyes--and those of Mrs. Hudson's kitty cat, Muffin--why, you're ten feet tall. | |
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| Lovely. How patronizing. And what's this--a pie? THIS is an award? A fucking PIE? | |
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| Mmm-boy, this sure is good pie. | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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