The Joyd Jorlorff Coffee Break by biped 8-13-10

How may I--oh. It's you, Mr. Jorlorff. You may call me Joyd. Umm... what can I do for you? I'd like a medium coffee and a donut. And...that's it? You're not going to go berserk and attack me or anything? No. I am presently under the influence of a potent chemical restraint.

The Joyd Jorlorff Coffee Break 2 by biped 8-13-10

Yes, Mr. Jorlorff? I asked for a decaf. You gave me a caf. You didn't specify "decaf." You just said "coffee." Grrrrrrr. Did...did you just growl at me? No. I was about to say "ground." As in coffee. Grrrrround decaf...coffee.

The Joyd Jorlorff Coffee Break 3 by biped 8-13-10

I wanted a decaf. She gave me a caf. I wanted a decaf. OH MY GOD!!! YOU JUST STOMPED ON THAT DEFENSELESS OLD LADY!!! What seems to be the problem, Mr. Jorlorff? I need a more potent chemical restraint. And my feet hurt from stomping.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Joyd Jorlorff in "My Name Is Joyd" 1 by biped 2-02-08

Listen, Lloyd, I-- MY NAME IS JOYD!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD!!! For the senseless murder of your coworker, the court finds you, Lloyd Jorlorff, guilty of-- MY NAME IS JOYD!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD!!! ...until you are dead. Do you, Lloyd Jorlorff, have any last-- MY NAME IS JOYD!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD!!!

Joyd Jorlorff in "My Name Is Joyd" 2 (Interlude) by biped 2-02-08

----THE ORIGIN OF JOYD JORLOFF---- "How was childbirth?" Well, I certainly can't say it was something that-- Oh, by the way, Mrs. Jorlorff, what name do you want on the birth certificate? --I enjoyed-- Ian Joyd. Fine...whatever. SEVERAL YEARS LATER... "How was my liver transplant?" Well, I certainly can't say it was something that I enjoyed-- YES, MOMMY?

Joyd Jorlorff in "My Name Is Joyd" 3 by biped 2-02-08

Back to the story... Welcome to Hell, Mr. Jorlorff. Or may I call you Lloyd-- MY NAME IS JOYD!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD!!! ...and aside from the killings, Lloyd was a fine, upstanding-- MY NAME IS JOYD!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD!!! Well, at least I still have my beautiful little grandbaby, Lloyd, Junior-- MY NAME IS JOYD, JUNIOR!!! DON'T CALL ME LLOYD, JUNIOR!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.