Must be one of Santa's gay little elves.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This candy cane tastes like ass.

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What others say about boorite!

"Don we now our gay apparel."

Oh, you wanted us to caption the picture.

Um, Tarzan just never quite fit in over at Christmas Village.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Looks like you've all discovered Adrian Zmeds deep dark secret.

Sliding down a giant candy cane might seem like fun... but then you hit the hook on the end.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

What? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Mmmmmmm, ass-flavored candy-cane.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I finally got what I wanted this year!"

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

..."A penis extension for just 35 cents!"

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.