I hear tell that the respective First Ladies of the UK and the US, Cherie Blair and Laura Bush, are launching campaigns to "highlight the Taliban's brutal oppression of women". How noble of them. I wonder why they've just now decided that the Taliban's lunatic policies are so unsavoury! They never complained about them before.

Also, can we now expect to see them denouncing the appalling treatment of women in, say, Saudi Arabia? I suspect not. Perhaps if the Saudi Arabians start becoming too selfish with their oil, Cherie and Laura will suddenly notice how barbarically they treat their womenfolk!

This hypocritical bout of self-interest disguised as compassion makes me want to fly a plane into their stupid grinning faces.

They're also taking a controversial stand against Satan.

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What others say about boorite!

Cherie Blair's mouth looks like you could fly a plane into it.

Afghanistan's new regime is going to be a matriarchy. I heard it on the news today -- the U.N. is trying to install a "broad-based" government.

(Retreats into the mountain caves)

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Here's a reason why Gore should have won. Tipper might have been forced to pay attention to something more important than putting warning labels on records.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yeah right, like Tipper could be that easily distract-
OOOH!! A nickel!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I wouldnt want to fuck Cherie and Laura.

I mean , lets face it , we know where theyve been.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Now you're just getting silly.

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

yeah, I'd fly their faces into planes!

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Dad was flammable

I would fly their planes in faeces.

(Or feces, for you Americans, though it kills the pun somewhat.)

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