The name speaks for itself...

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I spy with my little eye something beginning with "Z" ! Is it Zombie? Right again! Your turn!

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Isn't it a beautiful day outside! The fresh air, the nice breeze, the green grass.... The zombies. That too.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Aren't you even the least bit worried they'll get through this particular door? Are you kidding? This place is barricaded shut. Nobody can get in or out and we have all the supplies we could possibly need. We're out of food. Crap.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I think it's about time we upgraded our defense on the perimetre. The zombies are getting smarter. The other day Zombie Hitler tried to lure us into the girls' showers. I still can't believe you went in there after he yelled out "heil hitler". You're one sick fuck.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

The zombies got into the local power grid. They've chewed out everything from phone lines to the internet. My god we'll have to start reading books. Who the fuck fills their bookshelves with multiple copies of the twilight series? .......

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Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Meanwhile, somewhere in England.... As long as we're stuck here, why not we get to know each other for a bit? Alrighty... I know 7 different languages, have a phd. in physics, went to harvard university and graduated in '93. So how about you? I'm the first man to ever go to the moon. Neil Armstrong? Sure....

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Neil I have a question. What was it like to be on the moon and know that you were the first to set foot on it? It was nice. You're not Neil Armstrong are you? Nope.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Who are you? Are you a Zombie? Jack is dead. Everybody is dead. Calm down. Tell me what happened here? The zombies were everywhere, they were swarming in and Jack was so stupid. Jack threw himself at them. Oh god it was horrible. braaains What?! Hehe just screwing with you.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Meanwhile, back in America... If we don't get the phone lines up and running to call the military every survivor on earth will be sitting ducks. We have to do something. Monopoly? You're on.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Everybody you knew or loved before now is a Zombie. Isn't that exactly the same for you? Oh.

Any comments?

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More...

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I think I'm bleeding. God, its pouring out my ear. You're such a whimp. Every time we blast one of these ugly things to hell you complain about the tiniest bit of blood. You look like shit.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Dave. Did you just talk to me? Yes Dave. I have a warning for you. You must tell the world that tomorrow at midnight the apocaly- Next channel. I hate you.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Meanwhile at a Shopping Centre in California... The store is being overrun with zombies. You could have locked us in a more cheerful place, though right? Fuck you.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Boy, this is a rough situation we have ourselves in isn't it? If only there was a way we could ease the tension. If only there was a way to- I'm not gay. But surely we could- Are you listening to me, you overjoyed fag? When I said "I'm not gay" I mean we positively, absolutely cannot for the love of god- Crap.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I'm serious, you look like shit. I know that. Why is it that you have to say that every thirty seconds? I think that's an exaggeration. But honestly, you look like shit.

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Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I just found the back-up power supply and turned it on. I made sure it was well protected. So that means we can call the military! Yes. Yes it does. Great work Chen, I'll go get started. Idiot...

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

Morning sunshine! I made bacon and eggs using the fire I made with one of my shoes and a lighter. I appreciate the sentimental value in your cooking breakfast for me with a flaming shoe, but when are you going to accept that it was a harmless fling? A "harmless fling"?! I put my blood and sweat into this breakfast! I hope you don't mean that literally....

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-25-11

I think the zombies are gone. You do? Here, attach this string to your rear and go out there. If something happens tug on it and I'll reel you in. Won't it snap? No it won't, now turn around. I don't like your ideas.

Zombie Apocalypse 9- Paris Hilton by Beeko180 1-26-11

It's this door here. What about it? It just doesn't seem right. This is the least protected door in the house and it looks completely untouched. Maybe there's something in this room they don't like. That's hot, That's hot, That's hot, That's hot... ......

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 1-26-11

You sure this is gonna work? Yep, positive. Just tug on the string if you're in trouble and I'll reel you in. I still think it's gonna snap. Look, if I am this certain that it won't snap: It's not gonna snap! Now keep crawling and yell out to me when it looks safe, okay? *snap* I think it snapped. DAMN IT TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL, SHUT UP AND KEEP CRAWLING!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

What do you think?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I'm a fan.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Gary would be proud!  (maybe, he could make a cameo?)

Starting it up again.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-07-11

Day 37, Berlin, Germany, two british vacationers become stranded in an office complex... We need to get out of here. We'll be fine. The unusual amount of paper stacked to the ceiling will provide a unique barricade. Uh-huh. Tell me something. Did you think about food when you dragged us in here? We need to get out of here.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-07-11

We've used all the toilet paper and we're almost out of newspaper. How the fuck are we supposed to wipe our asses? I fucking hate you.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-07-11

In the vents of the shopping centre... These empty soup cans connected by string was a good idea to stay in touch. Especially with our cell phones gone flat. Thank you. Of course it would have been better if we found longer string...

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-07-11

Quiet I think I hear something. Is it zombies? No, they're too quiet to be zombies. Zombies make a sort of UNGHGGHUU sound. unghguuh?? yes yes, that's it. UUNGH! UUUNGHGH! UUUGHNUH! ...

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-07-11

Weeeee What are you doing? I've always wanted to swim in a vast ocean of something. No, I mean how did you get up there?

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Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-08-11

I found a window. Really? Where does it lead? um. Outside?

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-08-11

They broke through one of the windows, and I had to fend them off with the head of zombie rosanne. It's lucky we nicked her head. She talks like it's the end of the fucking world. It is the end of th- Shut up.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-08-11

Day 44, Essex, England... My god, we've stumbled across a hidden Y2K shelter built by an excessive wine connoisseur! If we ration this out properly, there's enough food and drink to last decades! We're saved! Wanna get shit-faced? Fuck yeah!

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-08-11

Day 45, Washington DC, USA... FUCKING HELL SOLDIER, WHY DID YOU EAT ALL THE GODDAMN RATIONS?! I was hungry? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR FOOD NOW?! Well there's a lot of bodies here and... no fat people.

Zombie Apocalypse 9 by Beeko180 10-08-11

Man we are screwed. The zombies took hold of one of our weapons caches, and now they're using the guns to blast their way through the perimeter of the white house. Yeah I know. Listen, Sergeant Lal's just been given orders to have the predator fire danger close. GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!!! AAAAARRGH!!!! Sorry, I've never had the opportunity to quote arnie before.