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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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I just completed the 100th strip in my very first series.  It's based off of the very first strip I ever made, which was itself just supposed to be a one-shot experiment based off a kooky joke this guy told me.  He was my co-worker at a porn store, and he drew cartoons about bears eating people.  So, thank you, Patrick Lake, for telling the bizarre joke that inspired this comic:

To Serve Robot-Kind...? by ZMannZilla
7-29-05
Excuse me, miss... Could I please get two Labatts and a shot of Goldschlager?
Take a hike, robo-scum. We don't serve your kind here.
Two Years Later...
Okee-dokee... Slave #A23-TK421, we're gonna put you to work in the ebola mines, shoveling some nice big piles of... hey, don't I know you from somewhere...?

The 99 strips that followed, and the more that are certainly on the way, are one big running gag, based off of that simple premise of a kooky robot apocalypse.  Here are some of my personal favorites:

To Serve Robot-Kind #40 by ZMannZilla
12-23-07
Inside Iron Mine #EQ-741...
WELCOME TO LIFE CLONE J2 NOW COMMENCE TO MINING OR BE PAINFULLY TERMINATED *boop*
As you command, I guess...
WELCOME TO LIFE CLONE J3 NOW COMMENCE TO MINING OR BE PAINFULLY TERMINATED *boop*
Um... kay... I guess I better start mining then.
WELCOME TO ERROR ERROR SUBJECT IS NOT A HUMAN CLONE *boop*
Actually, I'm EOETron, from the NAACP. Who do I speak to about this alarming lack of diversity I see in your workforce?

To Serve Robot-Kind #14 by ZMannZilla
7-30-05
#A23-TK421 And #F12-M2M4M Are Forced To Procreate...
Hey, BrianTron, are you as disturbed as I am by those two procreating?
Yes, BobTron, it's pathetic... The sex drive is one of several million reasons the human shall always be inferior to the robot.
It's disgusting, the way one of them has to stick his fleshy, germ-prone body parts into the other... Plus that position can't possibly be comfortable...
Oh, and my olfactory sensors are picking up one doozy of a stench! MAN, it must really be a living hell to be made of meat!
BrianTron, why are you rubbing your crotch like that?
Probably for the same reason your left claw is wrist-deep in your exhaust port.

To Serve Robot-Kind #65 by ZMannZilla
2-02-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
The hearing is tomorrow, so let's get our roles straight... BrianTron, you'll be my legal council.
As your attorney, I advise you to focus on your lack of a penis, and steer all questioning away from your weird "serial port" fetish.
Unit-7, you're second chair. You think you can handle this?
AFFIRMATIVE I HAVE JUST INSTALLED LEXISNEXIS AND UPLOADED EVERY EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER FEATURING JACK MCCOY *boop*
A23-TK421, your job is the most important, and could make the difference between the success and failure of this case.
You want me to clean out your serial port again, don't you?

And now, here it is, #100:

To Serve Robot-Kind #100 by ZMannZilla
1-25-11
BobTron Accuses BrianTron Of Stealing His BabyTartsâ„¢...
You are the only robot I know that still eats BabyTartsâ„¢. I mean, c'mon, we're ROBOTS! We don't even NEED to eat!
Let's just say it's kind of an ethnic traditional family thing and leave it at that, okay?
Your FAMILY is why you indulge in stuffing animatronic clone-meat androids that resemble human larvae into your mouth? C'mon! LeaderTron does NOT eat BabyTartsâ„¢!
No, he doesn't, but he's just my father-in-law. My dad was um... well... promise you won't spread this around the office but... We're from Maryland, and...
O my glitch... Bobtron... are you descended from one of the original EATR robots?
Got it in one.

Here's a link that will better explain the punchline, if you aren't familiar with what an EATR is:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/military-eatr-robot-could_n_233418.html

And here's one from the company that makes them:

http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR

Happy 100, TSRK.  Of all of my comic series, you were my first.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

1-25-11 9:09pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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Some righteous stuff brother. Keep preachin the gospel!

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Kill Whitey.

1-27-11 3:54pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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And here it is, the complete BabyTarts™ saga.  Enjoy:

To Serve Robot-Kind #99 by ZMannZilla
1-25-11
Clone T16 is emptying trash cans, when she discovers...
What the... is that an actual baby? An actual human baby? I could have sworn that the robot apocalypse made normal human reproduction impossible!
uh buh buh buh
I don't know how you happened, little one, but I do know you aren't safe here! I have to hide you!
buh bbbbbpt
20 minutes later...
Did you steal my lunch from the break room?
No, BobTron, because as you should know by now, you are the ONLY sick weirdo in this entire company that even LIKES BabyTartsâ„¢!

To Serve Robot-Kind #100 by ZMannZilla
1-25-11
BobTron Accuses BrianTron Of Stealing His BabyTartsâ„¢...
You are the only robot I know that still eats BabyTartsâ„¢. I mean, c'mon, we're ROBOTS! We don't even NEED to eat!
Let's just say it's kind of an ethnic traditional family thing and leave it at that, okay?
Your FAMILY is why you indulge in stuffing animatronic clone-meat androids that resemble human larvae into your mouth? C'mon! LeaderTron does NOT eat BabyTartsâ„¢!
No, he doesn't, but he's just my father-in-law. My dad was um... well... promise you won't spread this around the office but... We're from Maryland, and...
O my glitch... Bobtron... are you descended from one of the original EATR robots?
Got it in one.

To Serve Robot-Kind #101 by ZMannZilla
1-28-11
BobTron's BabyTartsâ„¢ Have Been Stolen From The Breakroom...
...and I was really looking forward to eating them!
Well, none of the other robots would have done it, because they aren't running as much dickware as you. So who else would steal a BabyTartâ„¢?
Speaking of dickware, my douche coprocessor just kicked in, and made me think "gee, wouldn't it be funny if the clones thought it was a REAL baby?"
Hah! BobTron, that explains it! Clone T16 was on trash detail that day! Oh, of course, the T-series clones were always inquisitive! Hahaha! I suppose by now, that poor clone is trying to feed it...
Meanwhile, deep within the twisted bowels of Sector RX7-6F2...
*cough* buh buh blpppphhht
Nope, didn't eat the worms either. Any other ideas, girls?

To Serve Robot-Kind #102 by ZMannZilla
1-28-11
BobTron's BabyTartsâ„¢ Have Been Stolen From The Breakroom By Clone T16 (Who Mistook It For A Human Baby), And Hidden In Sector RX7-6F2...
According to legend, the Breeders would make babies through the power of love.
But none among us are Breeders - we don't even have Men!
buh buh buh bppppppht
Girls, please! It doesn't matter how it got here! If it is to live, it must eat! Now do any among you recall anything from the legends about what they eat?
 A23-TK421, the last living human being, is discovering this for the first time.
Hey guys, maybe Mother Lady remembers what babies eat!
Since I have no doubt whatsoever that this is somehow BobTron fucking with us again, I'm going to say EXPLODING BROKEN GLASS.

To Serve Robot-Kind #103 by ZMannZilla
4-02-11
BobTron's BabyTartsâ„¢ were mistaken for a human baby by the clones...
...and it only resembles a baby, because my family ate your young into extinction and we can't find real babies to eat anymore. Questions?
buh buh thhhhhpt
I have one... if BabyTartsâ„¢ are just androids coated in chemically-seasoned clone flesh, then it's basically a robot. Doesn't that technically make you a cannibal?
Well... um...
She makes a valid point, BobTron.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

4-11-11 9:24pm (new)
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