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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature
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I just completed the 100th strip in my very first series. It's based off of the very first strip I ever made, which was itself just supposed to be a one-shot experiment based off a kooky joke this guy told me. He was my co-worker at a porn store, and he drew cartoons about bears eating people. So, thank you, Patrick Lake, for telling the bizarre joke that inspired this comic:
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| Excuse me, miss... Could I please get two Labatts and a shot of Goldschlager? | |
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| Take a hike, robo-scum. We don't serve your kind here. | |
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| Okee-dokee... Slave #A23-TK421, we're gonna put you to work in the ebola mines, shoveling some nice big piles of... hey, don't I know you from somewhere...? | |
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The 99 strips that followed, and the more that are certainly on the way, are one big running gag, based off of that simple premise of a kooky robot apocalypse. Here are some of my personal favorites:
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Inside Iron Mine #EQ-741...
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| WELCOME TO LIFE CLONE J2 NOW COMMENCE TO MINING OR BE PAINFULLY TERMINATED *boop* | |
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| As you command, I guess... | |
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| WELCOME TO LIFE CLONE J3 NOW COMMENCE TO MINING OR BE PAINFULLY TERMINATED *boop* | |
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| Um... kay... I guess I better start mining then. | |
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| WELCOME TO ERROR ERROR SUBJECT IS NOT A HUMAN CLONE *boop* | |
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| Actually, I'm EOETron, from the NAACP. Who do I speak to about this alarming lack of diversity I see in your workforce? | |
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#A23-TK421 And #F12-M2M4M Are Forced To Procreate...
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| Hey, BrianTron, are you as disturbed as I am by those two procreating? | |
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| Yes, BobTron, it's pathetic... The sex drive is one of several million reasons the human shall always be inferior to the robot. | |
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| It's disgusting, the way one of them has to stick his fleshy, germ-prone body parts into the other... Plus that position can't possibly be comfortable... | |
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| Oh, and my olfactory sensors are picking up one doozy of a stench! MAN, it must really be a living hell to be made of meat! | |
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| BrianTron, why are you rubbing your crotch like that? | |
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| Probably for the same reason your left claw is wrist-deep in your exhaust port. | |
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BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
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| The hearing is tomorrow, so let's get our roles straight... BrianTron, you'll be my legal council. | |
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| As your attorney, I advise you to focus on your lack of a penis, and steer all questioning away from your weird "serial port" fetish. | |
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| Unit-7, you're second chair. You think you can handle this? | |
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| AFFIRMATIVE I HAVE JUST INSTALLED LEXISNEXIS AND UPLOADED EVERY EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER FEATURING JACK MCCOY *boop* | |
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| A23-TK421, your job is the most important, and could make the difference between the success and failure of this case. | |
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| You want me to clean out your serial port again, don't you? | |
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And now, here it is, #100:
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BobTron Accuses BrianTron Of Stealing His BabyTartsâ„¢...
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| You are the only robot I know that still eats BabyTartsâ„¢. I mean, c'mon, we're ROBOTS! We don't even NEED to eat! | |
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| Let's just say it's kind of an ethnic traditional family thing and leave it at that, okay? | |
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| Your FAMILY is why you indulge in stuffing animatronic clone-meat androids that resemble human larvae into your mouth? C'mon! LeaderTron does NOT eat BabyTartsâ„¢! | |
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| No, he doesn't, but he's just my father-in-law. My dad was um... well... promise you won't spread this around the office but... We're from Maryland, and... | |
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| O my glitch... Bobtron... are you descended from one of the original EATR robots? | |
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Here's a link that will better explain the punchline, if you aren't familiar with what an EATR is:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/military-eatr-robot-could_n_233418.html
And here's one from the company that makes them:
http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR
Happy 100, TSRK. Of all of my comic series, you were my first.
--- "He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
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