Edna in: "In The Unlikely Event" by biped 2-25-11

Guess what, Mommy? I just 'clared myself Emperor of the Whole World. Oh, you DID? (How cute!) GOODNESS, that sounds important, err..."Your Imperial Highness." (giggle) Oops, there's the doorbell. Yeah, I'm here to report to Her Imperial Highness that the mass executions have taken place as commanded. Death toll, one billion. Bonfire at dawn. Okay, this just stopped being "cute." I'd better have a word with Sally right now. Ed, you'd better have a word with Sally right now. She just-- I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK.

Edna in: "In The Unlikely Event" 2 by biped 2-25-11

Oh, Father O'Mallard, I so desperately need to talk to you. It's about my little Sa-- I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. Well, this just keeps getting worse. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I need an organic nerve calmative. Perhaps one of your mild herbal teas, with a dash of cinnam-- I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK.

Edna in: "In The Unlikely Event" 3 by biped 2-25-11

I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. Yes, thank you for the chat, Mother... What's wrong, Mommy? You look suspicious. I have to kill her. It's the only way. But...what if she's reading my mind? Oh my god, I have to bash her brains in before -- I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK. I HAVE A BIG DICK.

Edna in: "In The Unlikely Event" epilogue by biped 2-25-11

Oh, Ed! I had the most HORRIBLE nightmare last night! Sally declared herself Emperor of the Whole World, and-- I HAVE A BIG DICK. Wha-what? Yeah, that Viagra worked like a charm. Meet you in the you-know-where in five minutes. UHH!!! OHH!!! AHH!!! EEE!!! ARG!!! URG!!! ARF!!! URF!!! OOF!!! EEF!!! OMIGOD!!! OMIGOD!!! OMIGOOOOD!!! Break the door down, Officers! It sounds like somebody's killing Mommy and Daddy in there!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Naked Bump by biped 3-15-11

Rats, nobody's looked at my thread for a really long time... [BUMP] I saw that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.