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Beeko180 
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...
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| If there are ever more than 50 people in a room, at least half of them will always be straight. | |
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| Now, I think that's wrong. | |
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| What makes you think I'm wrong, Ickor? | |
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| What about gay bars? At least 98 percent of a gay bar is filled with homosexuals. | |
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| Don't be silly Ickor! Everybody knows gay people are the subjects of horribly fatal mutation experiments. | |
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| See, now you're just being stupid... | |
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| Behold Ickor! The world's first MAN-MADE PLANET! | |
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| Sure, it's a tv display now, but in a mere 3 years I will have created the world's first man-made planet! I know my shit and study it well Ickor. | |
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| Do you revise this before you tell me, or do you just go for it, and hope you don't come off stupider than you look? | |
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| Ickor! There will come a day when you take over my line of work. I have groomed you from the moment I adopted you. | |
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| I have made you a slave to the natures of science and to the ethics it presents. You are my prodigy, my companion and most of all, a slave to my every doing. | |
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| Now, I want you to fuck off and slowly walk back here so I can lecture you on the way you dress. | |
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| I have discovered indisputable proof that the world's biggest flaw is miley cyrus. | |
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| I thought you just had to look at her. | |
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| It would appear, I just wasted 14 hours training a monkey to dress like a slut. | |
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| Welcome to Africa Ickor! This is where we shall conduct some of the most important research needed to create the new world of Pandora's Box IV. | |
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| I still don't get why you called it that. | |
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| Ickor, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. | |
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| Canadians suck, they deserve a seperate planet. | |
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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll
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