Okay, when I first started out and for like a year and  three quarters after that, I was shitter than actual shit. No puns, punchlines, jokes, nothing even remotely intelligent was there. 

But I think I've come a long way from that, so I am going to post a few comics and ask for your opinion. 

Antidote by Beeko180 2-07-11

I'm going to kill you Jack. You know too much and this is for your own good. Ah, but you'll never gain the antidote. You see, that deadly toxin I stole from the CIA. I have released it into the air and taken one of the two vials of antidote for my own. The cups of water? Fuck.

Palindromes by Beeko180 2-02-11

I just realised something. What? "Boob" is a palindrome, and the synonym of "boob" is "tit" and that is also a palindrome. Honestly, I couldn't give a flying poop. Incidentally "poop" is also a palindrome. Up yours.

Why Clinton's Speech Was Only One Panel by Beeko180 2-13-11

Mr. Clinton, did you have sexual relations with that woman? No, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not Donk, Spank, Wank, Dick, Feel, Jack, Touch, Smack, Punish, Whip, Kiss, Tongue, Bonk, Handcuff to a lamppost and scar her for life... Pound or Slam that woman. Any further questions?

Desert Island by Beeko180 2-15-11

If you were stuck on a desert island with no food and no way off, what would you take with you? My sty with all it's inside glory. You? Pork sandwich.

Dirty Vodka by Beeko180 3-01-11

I got pulled over the other day and had to blow into the breathiliser. Were you drunk? I downed a few.

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