Yes, I suck for taking so long.

Make a better ending to my original:

An Obvious Ending by umfumdisi 8-22-08

One potato, Two potato... Three potato, Four! Five potato, Six potato... Seven potato... Whore!

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FTC 150 by four_legged_tripod 3-02-11

One potato, Two potato... Three potato, Four! Five potato, Six potato... Seven potato... Enough already! You can't have any more of my fucking potatoes!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC 150 Remix by ragu4u 3-02-11

One potato, Two potato... Three potato, Four! Five potato, Six potato... Seven potato... More? Nah! I'll stick with "The Magnificent Seven."

FTC150: THE END

Oh Father... hast thou any graham crackers, marshmallows, chocolate, (and perhaps a dollop of transubstantiation), such that I could be the '8th potato s'more'?

by bigworm, 3-05-11

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bigworm

FTC 150: By now it's the size of a 'double-door'! by bigworm 3-05-11

Once upon a time... there was a potato. By the time it had become mature, it was haughty and arrogant. In return... it was shown a great deal of disrespect, i.e., shoved where the sun don't shine. Thus our tale comes to a conclusion... One potato, two potato, three potato, four! Shove as many as you like... my ass is the Door!

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bigworm

Okay, 10 days is enough. Actually, eight is enough.

Anyway, the winner is bigworm for "The End."

Congrats and take it away...

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