and now for a little more detailed analysis:
FATHER WILLIAM
by: Lewis Carroll
"YOU are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
|| fair question/concern, since falling and fracturing bones is often fatal for the elderly "In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it
might injure the brain;
But, now that
I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
|| whatever you say, pop. || here, could you sign these documents? "You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
Pray, what is the reason of that?"
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SMOOTH!!111!||
could you teach me to do that? "In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --
Allow me to sell you a couple?"
|| sure, i'll take twenty - after you have signed the documents. || ah, thank you. now, please leave MY house!! "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
|| have fun shiatting that stuff. "In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw
Has lasted the rest of my life."
|| really, a wife joke? || you're not old, you're ancient... "You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose-- What made you so awfully clever?"
|| is that some kind of euphemism? || nah, i dont' really wanna know 34 34 34 34 "I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father; "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down-stairs!"
|| bring it, motherfucka ^-^ || as i said, || ALTER SCHÜTZT VOR TORHEIT NICHT || best wishes to all, || b4
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