Help! I'm totally bereft of ideas. I've made about fifteen comics in the last few days, and not felt any of them were worth being saved. Any of you lot got any ideas to inspire me?

You could just string together a bunch of goobery-sounding words.

Just lucky by boorite 11-19-01

Hey, you'll never guess what I saw today. A flatbed truckload of prefab cedar gazebos bound for a Home Depot in Pascagoula? How did you know?

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Feel free to squeeze this premise for all it's worth.

It ain't rocket science. OK, it is, actually. by boorite 11-21-01

"Thank you for participating in the Adopt Some Unexploded Ordinance program." "Your live munition was plucked from a petting zoo in Laos. Enclosed please find instructions for disarming." I think "XL58E1 Cartridge-Operated Rocket Wrench" is just bureaucratese for "claw hammer."

Oh well, looks like I already did, and then some.

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I was thinking of doing a couple of strips where Jesus confronts the people who took his ideas and did nasty things with them, starting with Paul. You wanna try first?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Whenever I make a strip that isn't worth saving, I do it anyway.

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Whenever I make a strip that isn't worth saving, I do it anyway.

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New Testament Outtakes: Conversion by boorite 11-21-01

On the road to Damascus... Saul of Tarsus! Why are you persecuting me? Gasp! A vision! You want me to follow you, O Lord! A schmuck like you I need latching on like some kinda shikker parasite? Oy, no thanks. I'm here to read you your pedigree. Hey! I've gone blind! Listen to you. Oh, oh, I'm blind, woe is me. Hey, Yahweh LIKES me, and look where it got me. Is it too late to take up tax collecting or grass threshing or something?

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Me too.

If Paul had come before Jesus by Spankling 11-21-01

Remember my followers! No one gets into heaven unless they believe in me, Paul the Mighty! Oh, and they have to give me money on a regular basis. I used to take stock options, but now I prefer cash. Blessed_are_those_who mourn, For they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, For they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are... You're a secular humanist, aren't you! I can hang with that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

299 Spankers me old mucker,

can we expect something special for 300??

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299 Spankers me old mucker,

can we expect something special for 300??

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just thought I'd put the pressure on you anyway!

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Come ahead then!

OK, so Kajun and Geniu$ are the same person? How many other people are you?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If yor really looking for some insperation look in the crappy comics thread over at READ MY DAMN COMICS. Theres tons of interesting stuff in there.

Check it out you might find something you like.

I'm also Neovid, fuck, Alcoynae, Wirthling and Brad!

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I'm sticking with my theory that Brad is at least 5 of the regulars and more than 3/4 of the newbies that show up.

Brad = EVERYONE

We are the Brad. Resistance is futile.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I am merely KKP and Kurashima.

It interchanges.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm the father of DexX, DragonXero and ElTigreMask2K. Does that count?

You can't be EltigreMask2K I'm ElTigreMask2K.

Wait I didn't justh say that out loud did I? My cover is blown.

So that means I had my grandma last night?
Ew.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I didn't say I was him, I said I was his father.

I guess this explains why you're the only person who voted for ET2K in the Cup.

I realise that my comics to forum posts ratio isn't what it should be, but there is a method to what I do, for better or for worse:

I only make a comic when I get an idea for one that I have faith in as a humourous artifact unto it's self.

"Only a blockhead ever wrote except for money."

-Mark Twain

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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So that means I had my grandma last night?
Ew.

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When baseball players get in a slump, one of the best ways to get out of it is to try to hit to the opposite field. When comic strippers get in a slump, the best way to get out of it is to create comics using only props as characters. It's a cosmic law.

TV's bad for you by ObiJo 11-21-01

Holy Shit! Yes, it is me. Henry Housefire. Can't you spare the living room? I know for a fact there's stacks of newspapers and gallons of gasoline in the garage. Picture tubes are the caviar of the flammible community. Holy Shit! You've been sold out, my tasty friend.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

When I'm in a slump, I vanish for months. I've been in one heck of a slump, I can tell you.

Then eventually, I come back and write a comic, realise how crap it is, and vanish. Again. This time, however, I've stuck around and posted loads on these very boards.. and I'm STILL HERE. Wowzer.

So my REAL advice for breaking your slumpy type period is.. hang around the forums, and you'll soon find something or think of something worthy. Alternatively, just post any old crap like the rest of us.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.