Father O'Mallard's Malady 1 by biped 4-05-11

I'd like one hundred pounds of ground chuck, please. "Hamburger Day For Da Poor" again, eh, Fadda? Wha--oh, you a coyote now, eh? Ha ha, I like it when you change places with animal. I'd like that chuck wrapped in--oh, never mind.

Father O'Mallard's Malady 2 by biped 4-05-11

And verily didst the Lord sayeth thusly unto them that were assembled therein at that time... BAAAAWWWK!!! Buk-buk- BWWAAAAWWK!!! "Seeketh ye not, thou--" Oh, dear.

Father O'Mallard's Malady 3 by biped 4-05-11

Fear not, my child. Make your confession to me, and unburden your guilt. You'll feel much better. Well...last night, my boyfriend and I-- WOOF! WOOF! Awwwww...! Ha ha, and now kids, Barky will--WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Father O'Mallard's Malady 4 by biped 4-05-11

You've simply got to help me, doctor. It's totally disrupting both my life, and...and my effectiveness as a priest. Well, what are the symptoms? RAAAAAAAAR!!! I'm not your mate! I'M NOT YOUR MATE!!!

Father O'Mallard's Malady 5 by biped 4-05-11

meow meow I love you, Fluffy. You're the bestest kitty cat in the whole wide-- ...and another ten spot on Baby Loves To Run in the fifth. Oh, hello, Sally. Hi, Father O'Mallard. Mommy, Fluffy's in an alley on 49th Street with Pete the Bookie.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Father O'Mallard's Malady 6 by biped 4-05-11

I know it's wrong, Mother, but I went to a witch doctor for help. Well...just as long as you stop switching places with animals. I'm sure my mother and Babycakes are getting along just fine.

Father O'Mallard's Malady 7 by biped 4-05-11

Well, folks, let's hope everything's back to norm-- No, I will NOT "take it all off."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Well, what are your symptoms?"

"RAAAARGGH!"

 

lewl

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I did that part with a special ingredient--love.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.