The subject of this CC will be RIPPING RELIGION in whatever fashion you choose.

With this above description, you must finish your comic.

You're the one writing the comic, therefore you're the one who must finish the comic.

Judging will be after 2 weeks, but before 3.5 weeks.

FTC 152: RIPPING THE BIBLE by bigworm 4-22-11

Each of these documents is religious in nature. They are subversive and must be destroyed. Your job is to rip them up! That's a big job! It sure is! Would it be cool if I just farted on 'em?

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FTC 172: Sunday Funnies Rip-Off! by bigworm 4-24-11

I too am riddled with uncertainty! I too... suffer from the torment of not knowing! My big problem is looks. My God given need is self-gratification. In that I can change my looks, as well as words, thus fulfilling my needs... Let us pray. Lord, thankyou for stupid parishoners, and all of their children, and all of their money, and all of their misplaced trust etc., blah blah blah ... Amen.

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FTC 152: The Temptation of Mohammed by fpd 5-03-11

Behold! The kingdoms of the world. Bow down and worship me, and all this shall be yours. That is tempting, but is power over other men all that life is about? Surely, there is more. Of course, of course. And you shall have all the women you desire. Just bow down and worship me, and it shall all be yours. I do love women, but what I really love are virgins. There is this little cutie, barely a toddler. I must have her as my bride! All right, then. The kingdoms of the world, all the women you desire, and a child bride. Bow down and worship me, and all this shall be yours. WOO HOO! JACKPOT, BABY, JACKPOT!

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Let me mention here that the second annual Draw Mohammed Day is coming up on May 20th, 2011. Started in response to Muslim threats against the creators of South Park, Draw Mohammed Day is a day for affirming our rights to free speech and freedom of religion by drawing pictures of Mohammed, an act that Muslims have killed and threatened to kill people for. Killing people for this is evil, and threatening to kill people for this is evil. Muslim threats against people who draw Mohammed are terrorism, and we can resist this terrorism by doing the thing they have threatened to kill people for. That is why I made a strip here about Mohammed. As long as this contest is running here in the days leading up to Draw Mohammed Day, I would encourage others to do the same.

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Sup, dudes

FTC 152: Finish the fight by KaddarComps 5-04-11

Do you believe in Jesus? Yes, I believe he fixed my roof. Thanks, dude.

To Serve Robot-Kind #72 by ZMannZilla 3-13-08

Hey BrianTron, you seem more relaxed today. Like, not at the edge of a complete shutdown. What's up? Oh, I'm so glad you asked, BobTron! I've found religion! I've been saved! Built again! Freed from the wages of my sins! "Wages of your sins"? Since when did we pay you to sin? No, BobTron, I mean I've discovered the secret to everlasting happiness, thanks to the great prophet, L. Tron Mohommard! Oh my glitch, you've become a Ziontologist? Turns out that it wasn't my dead-end job or your incompetence making me miserable, but thousands of tiny invisible Infidels placed in my hard drive by space demons! Hallelujah!

To Serve Robot-Kind #73 by ZMannZilla 3-13-08

BrianTron is now a Ziontologist... Oh man, BrianTron, that's just sick! How can you honestly believe in that Ziontology crapola? Well, I was at the mall over the weekend, and one of their Holy Counselors offered to give me a free session. OK, free stuff at the mall, I'm with you so far. Continue. He plugged a blue box into me and ran something called "Norton Anti-Thetan", and discovered that my hard drive was absolutely crawling with invisible Infidels! So, he erased them for you, gave you his blessing, and you continued shopping, right? No, I donated $200 for a Church membership and will be spending the next six years purifying myself for $30 a day. You should really get yourself checked for Infidels, BobTron, it's free you know.

To Serve Robot-Kind #74 by ZMannZilla 3-13-08

BrianTron is now a Ziontologist... I still don't see how you, a reasonable and intelligent robot, can believe in space demons who infest your hard drive with invisible "Infidels". That's exactly my point though, BobTron! Why ELSE would a smart robot like me be forced into such a crappy life, while morons like JontravolTron have all the fortune? See? Logic! Well, I will admit that you seem happier and less irritable, which makes it easier for me to deal with you. Maybe there is something to this Ziontology stuff after all... Oh, by the way, BobTron, I'm going to need next week off, it's a Holy Week and I've already booked myself for some Sacred Cleansing Seminars. Um... no. You can't have random days off just because you believe in hard drive pixies. WHAT? YOU PERSECUTE MY FAITH? WE HATH WAYS OF DEALING WITH THEE!!!

To Serve Robot-Kind #75 by ZMannZilla 3-13-08

BrianTron is now a Ziontologist... Wake up, BrianTron! You just gave $300 to some robot that sauntered up to you in a mall and told you a bullshit fairy tale about "infidels on your hard drive"! Wait... you're RIGHT! That "Norton Anti-Thetan" reading wasn't free at all! I've been duped! Don't be so hard on yourself. We all want to believe our problems are caused by evil forces. It saves us from the responsibility of fixing them ourselves. Yeah, I suppose you're right. I guess I have some thinking to do. Success! BrianTron has been convinced that we are imaginary! Once again we have thwarted the efforts of the Ziontologists! And now, let us continue to make this red imbecile a miserable shell of a robot! HAIL XENUTRON!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

FTC 152: In the 'Spirit of 'fpd' and May 20th. by bigworm 5-05-11

You want anything else to eat? How 'bout a little mo' ham Ed? Shit like thats gonna' cost you a couple virgins at least.

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Bigworm has removed himself from consideration.

The winner is 'KaddarComps' FTC 152: Finish the fight.

Good luck sir!

Where we're going, we don't need luck