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		|  |  |  |  |  | Mommy, I just took a really fucked-up smelling shitty ass fuckin' piss. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh, ha ha, well sweetie that's because we just had asparagggGGG GAAAAAAAAAH!!! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Tee hee, I was just playing.  I meant to say that my urine seemed to emit an unusually pungent aroma today. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | WHA...oh.  Well, I, uh...hmm.  Okay.  Uhhhh...yeah. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Run it off, Edna.  Just run it off. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hey, lady!  You need a ride? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | (huff, puff) No, thank you. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well...what the hell are you way out here running for? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I don't know...  sometimes (huff, puff) I just feel like RUN-ning. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Daddy, Mommy's gone and dinner's all burned up. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh, hell.  Well, if I leave now maybe I can head her off before she makes it to Pottersville and gets lost in rush hour traffic. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh, fuck...what'd you say to her this time? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Just some funny bad words I learned down at the fire station. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well?  Are you ready to go back home now? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Let's just look at the chickens some more. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Looks like the pot roast's a goner. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Mommy, can we have 'sparagus again tonight? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I'll see if I have a recipe for... asparagus and eggs... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Whew, that was a deadly combination.  No telling what my urine is gonna smell like, ha ha. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Yes... I just took a really fucked-up smelling shitty ass fuckin' piss... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
   |  |  |  ---Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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