The Toga Bar - Benefactor Part 1 of 2. by up4abeer 11-01-11

Is my ex-wife here? No. She usually doesn't come in until much later. Want me to call you when she comes in? No no. I am trying to avoid the cheap whore. I remember when she used to hang out here giving it up for cheap wine and Jello shooters. You mean before she married me, had sex with my broker, and took half my assets. Which from what I can gather were quite substantial. You changed her life.

The Toga Bar - Benefactor Part 2 of 2 by up4abeer 11-01-11

So she used to be a cheap whore. But now.. She's a hottie in designer jeans and a cashmere sweater over her perfect breasts. There got to be a tax deduction in this somewhere. And she's a hell of a tipper. Thanks for the bump. So instead of a sucker who got taken by a young hottie I am really her benefactor. Thanks Toga. I actually feel better. I should introduce you to my niece.

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Shovel Ready

Likey

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Kill Whitey.

It's like a James Bond movie, except without James Bond or the movie.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.