A Setback For Mel by biped 11-17-11

Mel, they've, uhh, instructed me to downsize the staff. And since you're so wimpy and non-combative, I'm dumping you first. I see. Oh, and just so you'll know...your office nickname has always been "Smell." Ha, ha.

A Setback For Mel 2 by biped 11-17-11

Whew, what a day. Give me a triple Caff Blast, three sugars, and...Mel? Hello, Mr. Jenkins. Uhh, "Coffee Hut" is a subsidiary of Whizzco Industries. I'm afraid you can't work here. I see.

A Setback For Mel 3 by biped 11-17-11

...new Whizzco executive parking lot. So, I'm afraid you'll have to vacate the premises by 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, my. Did you hear? "Smell" hung himse-- Where the hell are my fancy paper clips?

A Setback For Mel 4 by biped 11-17-11

...and so, not only did you kill yourself on Whizzco property, but this cemetary is also a subsidiary of Whizzco Industries.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm sorry Zombie Mel, but brains are copyrighted protectd for Whizzco corporate zombies only.  You're only allowed to eat wilted lettuce.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I see.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.