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Mr. Wonderful
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| I'd like a hundred thousand dollars worth of cherry Pez, please. | |
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| I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any cherry Pez. | |
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| What? No cherry Pez? NO CHERRY PEZ? Why, this is preposterous. | |
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| I don't think anybody around here carries it. This just isn't a big "cherry Pez" town. | |
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| ...but, why in the world would an eccentric billionaire purchase an ENTIRE TOWN and then bulldoze it to the ground? | |
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| I think it's because we didn't have any cherry Pez. | |
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| I'd like a hundred thousand dollars worth of cherry Pez, please. | |
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| Yes, sir. Will there be anything else? | |
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| Hmm...and a hundred thousand dollars worth of grape Pez as well. | |
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| I'm sorry, sir, but we don't carry grape Pez. | |
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| ...and so he purchased ANOTHER ENTIRE TOWN and had it bulldozed to the ground? | |
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| Just the areas that only carried cherry Pez. The areas that carried both cherry and grape Pez were spared. | |
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| I'd like one package of cherry Pez, and one package of grape Pez, please. | |
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| Huh? But...this is an auto repair shop, not a...uhh...food selling...uhh...store. | |
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| ...so next time, I guess I'd better put in a fucking Pez machine. | |
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| Well, Mr. President, now that we've concluded our business, might you spare me a single...delicious... cherry Pez? | |
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| Huh? But I don't eat that stuff. | |
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| ...and for the time being, my sister's duplex in Barstow will be designated "White House West." | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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