Equal Time by biped 12-12-11

Why, hello, Mr. Sanderson! We've never met out here in the "real" world before. Funny, isn't it--how, at work you're my "boss", but now, we're just total equals. Ha, ha. You're fired.

Equal Time 2 by biped 12-12-11

Hey Jim, remember when we really looked alike? Why, even Mom and Dad couldn't tell us apart back then. YOU...WANT...(drool) Want what, Jim? Fries? A drink? To have you either committed or euthanized? F-FRIES...W-WITH... TH-THTH...AAAT... Fries with what, Jim? I haven't ordered anything yet, dumbass.

Equal Time 3 by biped 12-12-11

I feel guilty about being mean to Jim...but after getting fired, it's the only way I know to bolster my low self-esteem. I'm Jim's boss. You wanted to speak with me? Yes, I think that you should fire that brain-damaged retard! I could barely understand his slurred speech! And, uh, I don't think he should be handling food! (sigh) You're the third complaint this week. I guess I'll have to let the poor bastard go. JIM...NOT UNDERSTAND. JIM...TRY HARD. JIM...TRY REAL HARD. (drool) Lord, please don't send me to Hell for this! I'm good most of the time!

Equal Time 4 by biped 12-12-11

Hi. I just came in for my final check, and, uh, to implore Mr. Sanderson to-- Mr. Sanderson is out now. His new assistant will give you your check. JIM...TRY HARD. JIM...TRY REAL HARD. (drool) Lord, please let his old job at Booger Burger still be open!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.