FTC 156 - Template by Rabid_Weasle 12-14-11

How am I gonna get this bat out of my house?

NO VAMPIRES

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Poop.

FTC 156 - Guest Starring Randomly Appearing Snowman by boloboffin 12-15-11

How am I gonna get this bat out of my house? ABE VIGODA!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were dead!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Slap Happy by four_legged_tripod 12-16-11

How am I gonna get this bat out of my house? I tell ya what won't work. Don't call a friend and have the two of you slap me across the face with your penises. That really won't work. So don't do it. Ever. My boy, you've given me an idea. Wellington McNocock! I'm afraid this might not go as you've planned ol' chappie.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I Think I Broke My Ass by cpausti 12-19-11

How am I gonna get this bat out of my house? I'M NOT JUST A BAT, DAD! GOD, I'M YOUR SON! SHOW ME SOME FUCKING LOVE! I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? AREN'T YOU DUE ON THE SET OF GOOD BURGER 2, BIG MAN?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

FTC 156: Fresh Out of The Belfry! by bigworm 12-22-11

How am I gonna get this bat out of my house? beep eee be be be beep eee eee boo beep! Oh my god, it's actually communicating with me. I'll use the google 'bat to english' translator and see what it's saying! *Open the door you fucking idiot!* How did he know I was an idiot?

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bigworm

The winner of the Dr.Doolitle Talk With The Excelence Award is bigworm!

You host the next one of these things.

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Poop.

Thank you Rabid_Weasle, shortly there will be a new one posted.

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bigworm