Captain Lunch by biped 12-18-11

SWOOSH! POW! I'M CAPTAIN LUNCH! "Captain Lunch"? What's your super power? It's, err...reminding people to have a GOOD LUNCH! It's the MOST IMPORTANT MEAL of the day! Nuh-uh. Everybody knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day. What? But, I... uhh...it...erm... GRRRRRRRRR!!! YOU ARE MY ARCH-ENEMY NOW!

Captain Lunch 2 by biped 12-18-11

SO! We meet again...MR. BREAKFAST! "Mr. Breakfast"? But my name's Davey... I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW your secret identity! To me you are only Mr. Breakfast...sworn enemy of lunch! But, I LIKE lunch! I just had a ham sandwich on rye... with a big pickle! WHA-- (sputter) why, you devious... (pant, pant) FIEND!

Captain Lunch 3 by biped 12-18-11

AH-HAA!!! Caught you in the middle of another dastardly deed, Mister Breakfast! Huh? But I'm only eating some pizza-- PIZZA IS A LUNCH FOOD, you foul festering fiend! By eating it for breakfast, you... you...PERVERT THE FOOD-EATING SYSTEM! But I like different things! Sometimes I even eat breakfast food for supper. BREAKFAST FOOD FOR--it's worse than I thought! This is a job for... SUPPER MAN!

Captain Lunch 4 by biped 12-18-11

SUPPER MAN! MR. BREAKFAST IS EATING BREAKFAST FOOD FOR SUPPER! NO, NOOOOOOO!OH MY GOD, THIS IS A JOB FOR ME! SUP, SUP, AND AWAAAAAY! Oh, wait...I stopped being Supper Man. Now I direct food-fetish porno flicks like "Sup 'Er 'n' Shtup 'Er." What? But...who's going to cover the "supper" beat? I don't know...Alec Baldwin?

Captain Lunch 5 by biped 12-18-11

Well, looks like you win this round, Mister Breakfast. I don't know what you're so upset about. My mom packs me a very well-balanced lunch every day. Greetings, Mrs. Breakfast. Captain Lunch here. I'm following up a lead on your dastardly son's eating habits. Really? Well, why don't you follow up a lead on KISSING MY FUCKIN' ASS! Another good job well done! All in a day's work for... CAPTAIN LUNCH! Daddy, I got a ballpark wienee stuck in my butthole again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Genius.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I value your opinion.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

From now on, I'm having lunch for breakfast :')

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Ha, ha...well-played, old chum.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.