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Mr. Wonderful
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| What's the matter with you? | |
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| Oh...just the old post-Christmas letdown, I guess. | |
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| Would you like to have sex? | |
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| Hmm? Why, yes... yes, I would. | |
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| Actually, this was my wife's idea! | |
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| What the hell... you're kidnapping babies now? | |
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| In the Orient, they call it a "good kidnapping" if you don't kill the kid. | |
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| Times a billion, it'll make for a substantial retirement fund! | |
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| My wife thought I needed some, err, counselling. | |
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| Oh, right...you're the guy who thinks he's Santa Claus. | |
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| But I am Santa Claus! That's not the problem. | |
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| Well, that's the last time we use that discount shrink. | |
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| What about us? Does this mean we're not really elves? | |
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| Oh, my god...maybe we're just creepy, deformed, psychotic midgets. | |
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| Well, everything's back to normal now. Elves, get in that workshop and start making toys! | |
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| Mrs. Claus, get in that kitchen and start making gingerbread cookies! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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