The idea here is simple... any character(s) and background can be used.

One of the characters describes a problem he/she is having, and the other character gives a solution to the problem.

The comic could be made with just one character describing the problem and then the solution as well.

Judging will be in 2 weeks.

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.1

I have a big problem! I eat marshmallows and then fart all night long! Mix them with jalapenos and beome a Mexican!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.2

I'm always getting hurt, 'cus I wear my heart on my sleeve! Maybe you should put it in your pocket.

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.3

I know what your problem is... your dick's stuck in your throat! Don't worry, I'm not gonna' chew it off again!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.4

I'm so tired of the color yellow! I'm 2/3's yellow... I'm surrounded by yellow... you're starting to turn yellow... Yeh, I wanted to talk to you about that! Maybe you should cut back on your 'pissing frenzies'!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.5

I've been consigned (by my big teeth), to living the rest of my life with this horrible stretched smile on my face. No! I can break your teeth with my dick! I mean... you know...if you promise to suck it afterwards!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Ding y Dong No.6

Now my problem is weighing the benefits of you breaking my teeth against sucking your cock, which is wider than my smile! Hmmmm... that is a problem. No, wait! I could weanie-whip all the feeling out of your cheeks first!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Dong y Ding No.2

My problem is that I wouldn't want to force anyone to suck my gigantic horse-cock! I'm a nice guy! Yes you are, and that is a problem. Maybe you should give some thought to forcing 'em anyway!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Dong y Ding No.3

I appreciate your trying to help me get my gigantic horse cock sucked, but none of your solutions are suitable. A warm sponge beats the shit out of a real mouth anyway!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

Sorry, I left this one out somehow.

OPC 63: Dong y Ding No.1

My biggest problem is nobody wants to suck my dick! Maybe if you invited a nice girl over for dinner, then relax and drink some wine by the fire, and then force her to suck your cock!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: "These spikes are too big..." groaneth the Lord!

Just look at the size of these damn spikes! They hurt like hell!!! Don't get yer loin-cloth all in a bunch! I can replace them with a much smaller (but still very sturdy), 16d nail at... let's see... for you... today... 2 shekels a pop!

by bigworm, 1-20-12

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bigworm

OPC 63: Some problems are best left unstated.

I don't know what to do! All I know is... I don't want to be alive anymore!

by bigworm, 1-22-12

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bigworm

Revenge of the Pickup Line - Director's Cut

I have a headache. Well, I got a schlong THIS BIG and it's got Excedrin written all over it!

by Namgubed, 1-24-12

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

OPC 63

Do I cause people to chuck up blood and tar in immense fits of disgustingly chesty coughs, heart failure, lung failure, lung cancer, throat cancer and bad breath? I SHOULD SMOKE YOU AND FIND OUT!

by Beeko180, 1-25-12

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I liked every entry except one of bigworms. I didn't think the 'heart on the sleeve' entry was very funny.

I liked the Merry Elf's use of the word 'schlong'.

Beeko, the following Comic Forum comment is for you!!!

Beeko180 is the winner of OPC 63 with his run-on sentence comic of smoking related maladies. [as seen below]

OPC 63

Do I cause people to chuck up blood and tar in immense fits of disgustingly chesty coughs, heart failure, lung failure, lung cancer, throat cancer and bad breath? I SHOULD SMOKE YOU AND FIND OUT!

by Beeko180, 1-25-12