Menaces to Society by biped 2-21-12

Now remember about the fungus cream, Taquito. Twice a day. Hokay, Grannicita. Taquito, he gonna remem-- OUTTA THE WAY OLD HAG!!! COMIN' THROUGH!!! VROOM VROOOM!! SCREEEEECH!!! GAAAAAAAA!!! YOU RUN OVER MY GRANNY WITH YOU...YOU ROCKET CHAIR!!! OLD-LADY SPEED BUMP AT SIX O'CLOCK!!! KAPOOWWW!!! CRASH SMASH GOES THE MATADOR!!! BLAMMOOOO!!!

Menaces to Society II by biped 2-21-12

I'M CATCHING UP WITH YOU HA HA HA HA HA!!! ZOOOOOOM!!! BAH!!! NO WAY A DUMB GIRL'S GONNA BEAT ME!!! VROO-OOOM!!! We should be safe way out here, Taquito. Si, Grannicita. Those muy malo, eh, keeds, they no-- MAKE WAY YA OLD PRUNE!!! KABLOOOEEEYY!!! AND THE MATADOR IS DEAD MEAT!!! KEE-RAAASHHH!!!

Menaces to Society III by biped 2-21-12

HANGIN' A LEFT!!! SCREEEEECH!!! COMIN' UP ON YOUR BIG FAT REAR YOU BUTTHOLES!!! ZOOOOOOM!!! I'M CATCHING UP WITH YOU!!! GIRL POWER, GRRRRRRRRRR!!! NO YOU'RE NOT!!! OUTTA THE WAY OLD LADY!!! CHAAAAAARGE!!! OH MY GOOD LORD HEAVEN HELP US!!! YAAAAAAAAA!!! EVEN THE DARK TUNNEL, SHE IS NO SAFE FOR US!!!

Menaces to Society: epilogue by biped 2-21-12

I'm confiscating your rocket chairs until you crazy kids learn how to handle them responsibly. But that's not fair! How the hell am I supposed to get to...erm...church camp and stuff? I feel positively half-naked without my rocket chair! This damn thing barely goes over 10 miles per hour! HOLY SHIT WHERE DID ALL THESE CHAIRS COME FROM!!! CHAIRS!!! CHAIRS!!! CHAIRS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.