7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

I can't believe that Maurice Sendak has died. Seriously? Who will the Jacksonville Jaguars replace him with? Maurice Sendak, not Maurice Jones-Drew. The girl from E.T. died? Holy crap. I just saw "50 First Dates" last night. Now you're thinking of Drew Barrymore. No way! I just called his radio show last night to discuss my green penile discharge.

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

That's Dr. Drew you moron. The pseudo-shrink on TV just died? No. Dr. Phil did not just die. Thank God! I thought he just might after he stopped coaching the Lakers. That's Phil Jackson you're talking about. Really? If he did die, who would sit next to J Lo and judge the singers?

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

I think Randy Jackson is just fine where he is. He did not die. Good. I was hoping he'd put out more songs like "On the Other Hand" and "Forever and Ever Amen". That's Randy Travis. Randy Travis is not dead. That's a relief! Blink 182 would never sound the same again. Now you're talking about Travis Barker. He died? Wow. Who's gonna remind me to spade and neuter my animals?

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

That's Bob Barker. And while I'm ecstatic that you finally mentioned someone who is actually dead, I wasn't talking about Bob Barker. You weren't? Good. I was going to make a "french fried potaters" joke but I wasn't sure it would be in good taste. It wouldn't have been if Billy Bob Thorton had died. If he had died, who would host the Oscars? Billy Crystal. Billy Crystal would still host the Oscars. But he can't now because he's dead?

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

He can still host the Oscars because he's not dead. Billy Crystal is not dead! You had me worried. "Don't it Make my Brown Eyes Blue" is one of my favorite songs. Billy Crystal did not sing that. Crystal Gayle sang that. The co-anchor of "CBS This Morning" could sing? Maybe Gayle King could sing, I don't know. I would think with all that hair and having to deal with Mike Tyson, he'd have a few songs.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

You just changed the subject to Don King. I'm trying to have a conversation about death. It's a shame he died. I loved him in "Get Smart". Don King was not in "Get Smart" but Don Adams was. At least he's dead. You don't have to rub it in. I loved drinking that man! What man? Samuel Adams? Did you just confuse a dead person for a bottle of beer? Freaking Samuel Adams? He made beer and also wrote "Waiting for Godot"? What a talented man!

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

Samuel Beckett is talented, but not dead. Awesome! I love her work on "Castle". Would have been sad if she died. That's Kate Beckett. The fashion designer? Nope. That's Kate Spade. He died? Thank God! "Rules of Engagement" is horrible!

7 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-09-12

I agree. I would love to see David Spade die, but it did not happen! This is all too much for me to take in. What is? You have no idea what we're even talking about. I need to update Wikipedia. Hey mom! 22 celebrities just died. They all got eaten by a bunch of Wild Things!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well done!

8 Degrees by four_legged_tripod 5-15-14

I just read an article that named Ryan Gosling as the most over rated actor. I can't stand that guy. With his stupid radio show, his taking over for Dick Clark and the way he hosts American Idol! You're thinking of Ryan Seacrest. I know. I just want to throat punch that guy. I was talking about Ryan Gosling. Sorry. Didn't hear ya.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke