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Mr. Wonderful
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| Maybe if I wish really, really hard on a star, the Wish Fairy will take pity on me and send me a girlfriend. | |
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| I LOVE THE TASTE OF HITLER'S COCK IN THE MORNING!!! | |
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| Well, that didn't work out too well. Please, oh Wish Fairy...send me the dreamy dreamgirl of my dreamiest dreams. | |
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| Sally? What are you doing here? | |
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| The alimony check's late again. | |
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| (sigh) Oh well, Wish Fairy, I'll give it one last shot. Please, please, send me-- | |
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| Biff, your dad just got trampled by rogue circus elephants. | |
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| ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS!!! ME PULLED THE PLUG ON YOUR DAD BECAUSE ME NEEDED THE EXTRA BED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! | |
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| I see. Are you doing anything tonight? | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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